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在Leonard交往過的為數不多的女人中，她是唯一一個我可以忍受的。
Penny：Well, what about me?
那我呢?
Sheldon：The statement stands for itself.
事實如此，由不得我。
Penny：Well, aren't you sweet?
你真會說話。
Sheldon：Anyway, should you have any interaction with her, it would be most helpful that she not see you as a sexual rival.
你是不是該和她交流下的? 免得她把你當競爭對手。
Penny：Yeah, I think she's pretty safe.
我覺得她沒什么好擔心的。
Sheldon：You say that now, but consider the following scenario:
你現在是這樣說，但你設想一下。
You're sitting in your apartment, it's late, you're alone. Your hypothalamus is swimming in a soup of estrogen and progesterone and suddenly even Leonard seems like a viable sexual candidate. Or a, uh, "hookup" as it's referred to by today's urban youth.
可當你夜深獨居閨房孤枕難眠，雌激素和孕酮刺激你的下丘腦使你饑渴難耐，就連Leonard也突然成為適合的交配對象了，或者說"吊男人" 當今大都市青年人口頭常念叨的。
Penny：Really?
是嗎?
Sheldon：Yes.
是的。
Now, should that happen, I would ask you to find some way to suppress your libido.
以防萬一，我希望你找些壓抑性沖動的法子。
Penny：I could think about you.
那我想想你就解決了。
Sheldon：Fine, whatever works.
可以，只要奏效我無所謂。
Penny：Always nice talking to you, Sheldon.
和你聊天總是很"愉快" Sheldon。
Sheldon：Uh, peace out!
拜拜了!
