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-Penny：Okay, you guys, look, I know this is none of my business,
伙計們，聽著，我知道這事壓根跟我沒關系，
but I just... I have to ask-- what's Sheldon's deal?
但是我還是要忍不住想問，Sheldon的取向是什么?
-Leonard：What do you mean "deal"?
你說的取向是什么?
-Penny：You know, like what's his deal?
你知道的，就是他的取向嘛。
Is it girls...? Guys...? Sock puppets...?
女人，男人，還是仿真娃娃?
-Leonard：Honestly, we've been operating under the assumption that he has no deal.
老實說，我們的假設是——他沒有取向。
-Penny：Come on, everybody has a deal.
得了吧，每個人都有的。
-Howard：Not Sheldon.
但Sheldon除外。
Over the years, we've formulated many theories about how he might reproduce.
多年來，我們列出了很多假設，一直潛心試圖探究他將如何繁衍后代。
I'm an advocate of mitosis.
我認為是有絲分裂。
-Penny：I'm sorry?
什么?
-Howard：I believe one day Sheldon will eat an enormous amount of Thai food and split into two Sheldons.
我相信總有一天，當Sheldon吃到一定量的泰國菜他就會分裂成兩個Sheldon。
-Leonard：On the other hand, I think Sheldon might be the larval form of his species, and someday he'll spin a cocoon and emerge two months later with moth wings and an exoskeleton.
另一方面，我在想Sheldon可能處于他這個物種的幼蟲狀態，有一天他會結一個繭，兩個月后帶著翅膀和外骨骼破繭而出。
-Penny：Okay, well, thanks for the nightmares.
謝謝你倆給我講恐怖故事。
