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147.The Breakup
147.分手
After Brad made a deposit at his bank of millions of dollars from the profits of his new movie, he wrote a letter and broke up with Gwenyth!
從新電影賺到數百萬美元存進銀行之后，布拉德寫了封信與格溫妮絲分手了！
He didn't really want to do it, but his agent convinced him that he would never have problems making ends meet again-
他并不是真的想這樣做，而是他的經紀人說服了他，說他勉強維持生計不會再有問題了，
now he was made of money all on his own! So he didn't need Gwenyth anymore!
因為現在他自己有的是錢。他不再需要格溫妮絲了！
Gwenyth was mad as a hornet! After reading the letter she kicked the mail box over.
格溫妮絲氣得發瘋！讀完信她把信箱都踢翻了。
When she turned around to make her way back to her house,
在她轉身回家的時候,
the mail carrier rushed back to the mail room to tell all of his friends.
郵遞員趕回收發室把消息告訴了所有朋友。
Soon the breakup was frontpage news!
不久他倆分手的消息便成了頭條新聞！
Brad's agent made effective use of the breakup and ticket sales for his movie doubled!
布拉德的經紀人有效地利用了這件事，他的新電影票房紀錄一下就翻了一倍！
When Brad found out, he just made a face. The agent was making a fool of him and it had to stop!
布拉德發現的時候，他只是做了一下鬼臉。經紀人欺騙了他，他得想辦法制止他！
Brad called Gwenyth to apologize and ask her to marry him, this time for real.
布拉德打電話給格溫妮絲向她道歉并請求她嫁給他，說這次是真的。
But she made a fuss about how she could never believe Brad again!
可是她小題大做，說她再也不相信布拉德了！
"Would it make a difference if I fired my agent?" Brad asked. It did!
“如果我把經紀人炒掉會有用嗎？”布拉德問。當然有用！
Brad found a lawyer who had majored in talent representation.
布拉德找了一個主修明星代理的律師。
He was able to help Brad fire and sue his former agent!
他能幫布拉德炒掉并起訴了原來的經紀人！
Brad also made a deal with the major news agencies to give an interview about what had really happened.
布拉德還與幾家主要新聞機構達成協議，就事情的真相安排了采訪。
After the interview Brad was more beloved than ever. Gwenyth was happy.
采訪之后布拉德受到了前所未有的愛戴。格溫妮絲高興極了。
They got married two months later!
兩個月后他們結婚了！
The agent never worked in the entertainment business again!
那個經紀人再也沒有在娛樂圈混了！
