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A couple were celebrating their 30th wedding anniversary at their home.
一對夫婦在家慶祝結婚30周年。
Everyone was having a great time except for the wife who sat off in a corner with a tear in her eye. The family attorney came over to her and asked what was wrong.
每個人都很盡興，只有那個妻子坐在角落里，暗自垂淚。家庭律師走過來問她怎么了。
The wife told him, "Remember when we first got married and I told you that I couldn't stand him after about a month into the marriage? I really hated him at the time."
她說：“我們婚后大約一個月時，我對你說過我受不了他，你還記得嗎？那時候我真的很討厭他。”
"Yeah, I remember those trying times," replied the attorney.
“是的，我記得那段難捱的日子，”律師說。
"I absolutely hated him. I even had bad thoughts of killing him, remember?"
“當時我真是恨他呀。我甚至想過殺了他，記得嗎？”
"Yes, I do."
“是的。”
"But you kept telling me to get rid of those thoughts. You said that I would get up to thirty years for such a crime."
“是你一直勸我不要那樣想。你說那樣的話，我最高會獲罪30年。”
"That was a long time ago though. Why are you so sad now?"
“那是很久以前的事了。你現在干嗎這么傷心。”
"Because... I could have been a free woman by now!"
“因為從現在起，我就重獲自由了！”
