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How to Control Your Wife
怎么管你老婆
There were three guys talking in the local pub. Two of them are talking about the amount of control they have over their wives, while the third remains quiet.
三個人在當地的小酒館里喝酒。其中的兩個在大談自己怎樣管老婆，第三個人一直都沒說話。
After a while one of the first two turns to the third and says, "Well, what about you, what sort of control do you have over your wife?"
過了一會兒，那兩個中的一人轉向他說：“嘿，你怎么樣，你怎么管老婆的？”
The third fellow says,"I'll tell you. Just the other night my wife came to me on her hands and knees."
他說：“我告訴你們，有一天晚上，我老婆跪著向我爬過來。”
The first two guys were quite amazed. "Wow! What happened then?" they asked.
那兩個很是吃驚，問道：“哇，怎么會這樣的？”
The third man took a healthy swallow of his beer, sighed and uttered, "She said, 'Get out from under the bed and fight like a man.'"
他喝了一大口啤酒，嘆口氣道：“她說，：‘從床底下出來像個男人一樣跟我打。’”
