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Some Good Advice on Life from Kids
孩子們對于生活的忠告
Never trust a dog to watch your dog.
絕對不能讓狗狗幫你看著食物。
When your dad is mad and asks you, "Do I look stupid?", don't answer.
你爸爸氣急敗壞地問你“我是不是很蠢”時，不要回答。
Never tell your mom her diet's not working.
千萬不要對媽媽說她的節食沒有效果。
Don't pull dad's finger when he tells you to.
爸爸讓你拉他的手指時不要這樣做。
When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair.
媽媽在生爸爸的氣時，不要讓她給你梳頭。
Don't sneeze in front of mom when you're eating crackers.
吃薄脆餅時不要在媽媽面前打噴嚏。
You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
你不可能把花椰菜藏在牛奶里。
If you want a kitten, start out by asking for a horse.
如果你想要一只小貓，就從一匹馬要起吧。
Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a baseball bat.
你的姐姐拿著棒球棒時，不要去惹她。
When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your mom when she's on the phone.
你成績單上的分數不夠好，就趁媽媽打電話時拿給她。
Don't rush the toilet when your dad's in the shower.
不要在爸爸洗澡時沖馬桶。
Never ask for anything that costs more than $5 when your parents are doing taxes.
爸爸媽媽計算稅賬時，不要去要求5塊錢以上的東西。
When you want something expensive, ask your grandparents.
想要貴的東西，就去找爺爺奶奶吧。
Never tell your little brother that you're not going to do what your mom told you to do.
不想做媽媽讓你做的事情時，千萬不要把這個想法告訴弟弟。
Rememeber the two places you are always welcome: church and Grandma's house.
記得你永遠受歡迎的兩個地方：教堂和奶奶家。
When you have something you don't need, give it to the church.
你不再需要的東西，就捐給教堂吧。
