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Grounds for Divorce
離婚的理由
A woman goes into her lawyer's office requesting a divorce.
一個(gè)女人去找律師要求離婚。
He is taking all of her background information and asks her, "Do you have grounds for a divorce?"
他了解了相關(guān)資料后，問她：“你要求離婚有什么理由？”
To which she replies, "Well, we have three acres."
她答：“我們有3英畝。”
"No, ma'am. What I mean is, does he beat you?" asks the attorney.
“夫人，我的意思是，他打你嗎？”
"No, I get up around 6:30 and he sleeps until 7:00," she responds.
“不，我大概6點(diǎn)半起床，而他睡到7點(diǎn)，”她說。
Feeling a little frustrated the attorney asks, "Lady, tell me, do you have a grudge?"
律師有點(diǎn)兒泄氣，又問：“女士，請告訴我，你是否懷有積怨？”
Looking very confident she states, "No, we have a carport."
女人很確定地說：“不，我們有車棚。”
At this point the lawyer has lost his patience and asks, "Look, Lady. Why the heck do you want a divorce?"
律師終于失去耐心了，他直截了當(dāng)?shù)貑枺骸昂冒桑俊Ｄ愕降诪槭裁匆x婚？”
"Because he can't hold an intelligent conversation!"
“因?yàn)闆]法理智地和他說話！”
