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Honolulu--it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother.
火奴魯魯——那兒什么都有。孩子們可以在那兒玩兒沙子，妻子可以在那兒曬太陽，那兒還有鯊魚，是為丈母娘準備的。
Husband-- a man who buys his football tickets four months in advance and waits until December 24 to do his Christmas shopping.
丈夫——提前4個月買球票可是要等到12月24日才去買圣誕禮物的那個人。
Archaeologist--the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.
考古學家——女人能找到的最好的丈夫，因為她越老，他對她越感興趣。
Bachelor--the only man who has never told his wife a lie.
單身漢——惟一沒對妻子說過謊話的男人。
Bride--a woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her.
新娘——有著美好幸福前景的女人。
Marriage--a ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and around the hands and feet of the man.
結婚——把戒指套在女人的手指上和男人的手腳上的儀式。
Wife--the perfect acquisition for any gentleman feeling himself to have excessive control over is personal affairs.
妻子——男人最好的伴侶，讓他們感覺私事被過多地干涉。
