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Husbands Said
丈夫們說
My wife and I were both happy for twenty something years... then we met.
我和我妻子都快活地生活了二十幾年……直到我們相遇了。
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
好妻子總是會原諒丈夫的——在她們錯了的時候。
I haven't spoken to my wife for months. I don't like to interrupt her.
我已經幾個月沒和妻子說話了，我不想打斷她。
I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.
我娶了正確的人，我只是不知道她叫“總是正確”。
It's not true that married men live longer than single men. It only seems longer.
說已婚男人比單身漢長壽是不對的，他們只是好像活得長些而已。
Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
已婚男人比單身漢長壽，可他們生不如。
Losing a wife can be hard. In my case, it was nearly impossible.
失去妻子會很難過（丟掉妻子很難），就我來說，這幾乎是不可能的。
Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street bald and still think they are beautiful.
男女平等是不可能的，除非她們能不穿衣服走在街上，而且還能覺得自己很漂亮。
Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the "y" becomes silent.
結婚前，男人思慕他深愛的女人。結婚后，他賺錢供養她。
A husband said to his wife, "No, I don't hate your relatives. In fact, I like your mother-in-law better than mine."
一個丈夫對妻子說：“不，我并不討厭你的親戚們，事實上，比起我的丈母娘，我更喜歡你的婆婆?！?/div>
Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he's finished.
沒結婚的男人是不完整的，結婚后他就完了。
I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; and then it was too late.
結婚前我不知道什么是真正的幸福，等我知道了，一切都太晚了。
When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife is.
一個男人為妻子開車門時，你至少可以肯定一件事：車是新車或者妻子是新婚妻子。
Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred.
婚姻就是你的妻子逐步發現自己想要什么樣的男人的過程。
Any married man should forget his mistakes--there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.
已婚男人都該忘掉自己的過錯——沒必要兩個人都記著同樣的事。
The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open.
想要維持幸?；橐龅哪腥硕荚撚浀冒炎扉]上和把錢包打開。
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
如果有人偷走了你的妻子，最好的報復方式就是讓他把她留下。
To keep your marriage brimming with love in the marriage cup--
讓你的婚姻充滿愛，就要——
Whenever you're wrong, admit it.
你犯錯了，馬上承認；
Whenever you're right, shup up.
你沒錯時，閉上嘴巴。
My opinions are my wife's, and she says I'm lucky to have them.
我的想法是我妻子的，她說我很榮幸擁有它們。
When a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it is love, after marriage, it is self-defense.
男人在結婚前握住女人的手是愛情，在結婚后就是自衛了。
A happy marriage is a matter of giving and taking: the husband gives and the wife takes.
幸福的婚姻意味著給予和索取，男人給予而女人索取。
Marriage is not just a having a wife, but also worries inherited forever.
結婚不止是擁有了一個妻子，還包括隨之而來的無窮無盡的煩惱。
It's true that all men are born free and equal, but some of them get married!
每個男人生來都是自由而平等的，這話沒錯，只是他們中的一引起人結婚了。
A gentleman is one who never swears at his wife while ladies are present.
紳士從來不會當著女士的面罵自己的妻子。
