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Now, you place the chicken on its stomach
現(xiàn)在呢，把這只雞的肚子朝下放
and cut along the backbone to the pope’s nose, like so.
然后沿著脊骨切開，像這樣一直切到雞屁股
Crack!
都裂開吧
Now I’ve done it, I’ve cut the dickens out of my finger.
現(xiàn)在我終于完工了 我把這鬼東西從我手指上除掉了
Well, I’m glad, in a way, this happened.
我真高興啊，從某方面來說，我切到手了
You know, accidents do occur from time to time in the kitchen.
你們也知道的， 在廚房里就是時(shí)不時(shí)的會(huì)發(fā)生點(diǎn)狀況
We’ve never really discussed what to do.
我們從不真的去討論要做什么
First, you must stop the bleeding.
首先，必須先止血
The best way is with direct pressure on the apron, like so.
最好的方法就是像這樣直接壓在圍裙上
You want to raise your hand over your head.
你想把手舉過頭頂
I recommend natural coagulants, such as chicken liver.
我推薦天然的止血?jiǎng)热缦耠u肝
Another reason not to throw away the liver.
這也是不要扔掉雞肝的另一個(gè)原因
Oh, God, it’s throbbing! A tourniquet, that’s it.
哦，上帝啊，它居然還在跳啊！ 止血帶，就是它
Why are you all spinning?
為什么你們都在轉(zhuǎn)呢？
Well, I think I’m going to go to sleep now. Bon appti.
好吧，我想我現(xiàn)在應(yīng)該去睡一覺
