Why can’t you be sweet like that, huh? Sherry!
你的嘴怎么沒他這樣甜? 雪莉
Hey, guys. Short attention span.
嘿 注意力瞬間轉移
You’re a sick guy, you know that?
知道嗎,你真讓人惡心
Just another in a long line of colossal mistakes.
和她只會是又一次大錯特錯
I’m not answering an Internet ad.
我一條廣告都沒答復
Look at this. "Voluptuous and sensuous. Must love dogs." wonderful.
看這個,"性感迷人,限愛狗人士",妙不可言
Look at the picture.
看這照片
Well, she is appealing.
挺招人喜歡
She’ll be goodlooking when she grows up.
長大后應該很漂亮
I’m surfing porn sites like always...
我和平時一樣上成人網站...
...I keep getting kicked over to PerfectMatch. Com... ...
卻總是進到"絕配網"...
...which is not where I want to be... ...
我并不想去那...
...and this girl’s profile keeps repeating, like a sign from heaven. And I thought of you. ...
她的資料總是彈出來, 就象上天的預示,所以想到了你
Tell the prom queen thanks, but no. I’m still benched.
替我謝謝這位舞會皇后, 可我還在場下休息
Too late. You’re meeting her at 11. Bring a dog.
晚了,你明天要和她見面,帶條狗去 不,我不去
No, I’m not.
不,我不是。
It’s okay.
沒事
Stop that growling!
別叫了
Use your words.
友好點
Stop, sit.
閉嘴,坐下
Stop. Sit. I don’t think he knows "stop" or "sit."
閉嘴,坐下 恐怕它不懂"閉嘴"和"坐下"
What else have you got? Bruno, focus. 你不會別的嗎?
布魯諾,注意
Roll over and play dead.
打個滾,裝死
Hey, look at that. Look at that. That’s very impressive.
看這個,看這個 真有意思
You Sarah? Jake.
你是莎拉? 杰克
Yeah, hi. Yeah. Hi.
是啊,嗨。是的。嗨。
I didn’t recognize you without the cap and gown.
你不戴帽子穿長袍我都沒認出來
Oh, yeah.
哦,是的。
Yeah. Yeah.
是的。是的。