Moostache:
Moostache問道:
"What kind of mustache should I grow?"
“我應該留什么樣的胡子?”
You just grow any one you can 'cause you'll be surprised when you start to grow a mustache. You might be really disappointed.
只要長出任何你能長出的胡子形狀就好,因為當你開始長胡子時你會感到非常驚訝。你可能會非常失望。
You can make a mustache that just looks like this.
你可以留像這樣的胡子。
It really just depends on how you look, what kind of mustache you would get. My personal preference is the mustache/goatee combo.
這真的要取決于你的長相,你會留什么樣的胡子。我個人喜歡小胡子或山羊胡。
For me, a Fu Manchu kind 'cause most Asian people have Fu Manchu mustaches.
我會說傅滿洲式胡子,因為大多數亞洲人都會留傅滿洲式胡子。
If I could grow facial hair, I would totally have a Fu Manchu. Like, no problem.
如果我能長出胡須,我肯定會留傅滿洲式胡子。就像這樣,完全沒問題。
I know my mustache terminology! The Handlebar — yeah!
我知道我胡子的術語!車把式胡子!
I think you should grow a Handlebar mustache. It makes you look like a cowboy, and cowboys are cool.
我認為你應該留車把式胡子。這會讓你看起來像牛仔,而牛仔非常酷。
Just get one that's straight, but it just goes like this and it's like on the side of your face. And send me a picture, please.
只需要留個直胡子就好,就像這樣,在臉的一側留這樣的胡子。請給我寄照片。
I always liked the Clark Gable one. You know, the nice, thin mustache. But that's just my personal opinion.
我一直很喜歡克拉克·蓋博的胡子。就是那種吸引人的細胡子。不過這只是我個人的意見。
Grow one of those, you know, Italian ones that Mario has. Just try to be Mario.
留那種馬里奧的意大利式胡子。試卷成為馬里奧。
Definitely do the French curly mustache. That'll get you a lot of attention.
一定要留法式卷胡子。那會讓你得到很多關注。
You should grow one that's really thin and it goes all the way around, and then it circles in. They may seem cheesy, but I think they're really cool.
你應該留那種非常細且繞嘴巴一圈的胡子。這種胡子可能看起來很俗,不過我認為那非常酷。
Grow one of those classic ones that are curly at the end. Then you can also just touch it, like when you're like, "Mwa ha ha ha ha!"
留那種經典的胡子,就是兩邊向上卷曲的胡子。然后你還可以一邊摸著胡子,一邊大笑:“哇哈哈哈哈!”
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謝謝大家收聽本期建議節目。
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訂閱吧。每周都有新節目。
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那就在評論區留下問題吧。
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再見!
Bye, see you on the roller coasters.
再見,過山車上見。
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