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Natasha Hobby:
娜塔莎·霍比問道：
"How would you kill Voldemort?"
“怎么殺死伏地魔？”
Who is Voldemort?
伏地魔是誰？
Oh, geez. You know, I read this so long ago. Not alone. You get a group of friends and do it as a team.
哦，天哪。我在很久以前讀過這個。不要單獨行動。找一群朋友，團體行動。
I would burn him, and then burn him again, and then burn the ashes.
我會燒了他，再燒他一次，把他燒成灰燼。
If I was gonna go all Deadpool on him, dual katanas, decapitation.
我會用死侍對付他，用兩把武士刀將他斬首。
Shoot him. Stab him. Poke him with a spear.
開槍打他。用刀刺他。用矛戳他。
I would kill him with bullets, probably a sniper rifle. That'd be interesting.
我會用子彈打死他，也許是狙擊步槍。那會很有趣的。
Take a gun and kill him. It's the easiest way. It's what should have happened, honestly.
用槍殺了他。這是最簡單的方法。老實說，本應如此。
Drop a nuke on him...but a very small one. So it'll only kill him, no one else.
向他投一枚核彈，不過最好是很小的一枚。確保只會殺了他，不會誤傷別人。
Put my hand like this, right, and then chop him the throat. It always works, trust me.
把手這樣放，然后砍向他的喉嚨。這種方法百試不爽，相信我。
Stake through the heart? Um, invite him to dinner and poison him?
用木樁穿過他的心臟？嗯，請他吃飯然后毒死他？
Put some poison in his tea. They drink lots of tea in England.
在他的茶里放些毒藥。他們英國人經常喝茶。
I'd use a spell and clone yourself times a thousand, and then make all your clones go after him.
我會用咒語將自已克隆一千次，然后讓所有的克隆人去追殺他。
You have to find all the Horcruxes, and find Harry Potter, and then you have to be a wizard as well. Then you'd have to destroy them, so then you could actually kill Voldemort himself.
你必須找到所有的魂器，還要找到哈利·波特，之后你必須成為巫師。你必須摧毀他們，這樣你才能真正地殺死伏地魔。
Avada Kedavra, if that's the right way to say it.
念咒語：阿瓦達索命，如果這是正確的說法。
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