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Tacodrums. Same.
下面是Tacodrums的問(wèn)題。我有同樣的困擾。
"How do I get up on Monday morning? It's hard."
“周一早上怎么起床？那真是太難了。”
Like the rest of us: with a struggle.
和我們其他人一樣：努力起來(lái)。
It's hard for me too, trust me. You have to suffer — suffer through it.
那對(duì)我來(lái)說(shuō)同樣很難，相信我。你必須熬過(guò)去。
First thing I do, even before I pee, is I make my coffee. Try that.
我做的第一件事，甚至在上廁所前就要做的，是泡咖啡。你可以試試。
Ask someone in the morning to pour water on your head.
讓其他人早上往你的頭上倒水。
Play loud music. That's what I do.
大聲放音樂(lè)。我就是這么做的。
You should start by scratching your back with something. And then maybe wash your face, brush your hair, and get ready.
你應(yīng)該先用某個(gè)東西抓背。然后再洗臉、梳頭，做準(zhǔn)備。
Have your mom just pull you out of bed, 'cause that's what I did through high school, and it worked.
讓你媽媽把你從床上拉出來(lái)，因?yàn)槲覌屧谖疑细咧袝r(shí)一直是這樣做的，那很有效。
Make your mom get mad at you. Just say, "Mom, just get mad at me in the morning so, um, I'll wake up."
讓你媽媽對(duì)你生氣。你要跟你媽媽說(shuō)，“媽媽?zhuān)缟弦獙?duì)我生氣，這樣我才能醒過(guò)來(lái)。”
I normally set, like, five alarms, so you could try that.
我通常會(huì)定5個(gè)鬧鐘，你可以試一下。
Set nine alarms, and space them out three and a half minutes apart.
定9個(gè)鬧鐘，每個(gè)鬧鐘的間隔為3分半。
You gotta do it the same way I do it. You hit snooze, you sleep another 10 minutes. You hit snooze, you sleep another 10 minutes. You hit snooze, you sleep another 10 minutes. And then by that time, your mom should be in your room yelling at you to go to school.
你要像我這樣做。按停鬧鐘，再睡10分鐘。再按停鬧鐘，再睡10分鐘。再次按停鬧鐘，再睡10分鐘。然后你媽媽就會(huì)沖進(jìn)你房間喊你去上學(xué)。
Think about all the awesome people that are gonna be at school, 'cause I'm sure you have friends. I mean, your name is Tacodrums. How do you not have friends?
想想學(xué)校里那些優(yōu)秀的人，我確定你一定有朋友。你的名字是Tacodrums。你怎么會(huì)沒(méi)有朋友呢？
If you drink on Sunday more than one bottle of whiskey, I don't think you can wake up on Monday morning.
如果你周日喝了不止一瓶威士忌，我想你周一早上不可能醒來(lái)。
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