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Sam 15 wants to know...
山姆15想知道：
"What do I do if two boys ask me to a dance?"
“如果兩個(gè)男孩都請(qǐng)我跳舞，我該怎么辦？”
Oh. That's tough.
哦，這很難辦。
That's a very nice predicament. Try and see if they're both willing to share you.
這真是一個(gè)美好的困境。看看他們?cè)覆辉敢庾屇惝?dāng)他們共同的舞伴。
Pick out one and take the money from the other one.
挑選一個(gè)人，然后從另一個(gè)人那里收錢(qián)。
(mutters counting rhyme) "You." And go with him, and that's it.
（嘟囔著計(jì)算）“你”。然后和他一起跳舞，就是這樣。
Get a comparison chart, write the two names, and start listing out their qualities. And whoever you think is better, just take that guy.
做一份對(duì)比圖，寫(xiě)下兩個(gè)人的名字，然后開(kāi)始列出他們的優(yōu)點(diǎn)。選擇你認(rèn)為更好的那個(gè)人。
I would lie to one of them saying, "Oh, my parents won't let me go." And then choose the one you like best, like the nicer one.
我會(huì)對(duì)其中一個(gè)人撒謊，“哦，我父母不會(huì)讓我去的。”然后選擇你最喜歡的那個(gè)人，選擇更好的那個(gè)人。
If one's just jerkier, go with the nicer one. Or if one's cuter, go with the cuter one.
如果其中一個(gè)人比較笨拙，那就選擇更好的那個(gè)。或者如果其中一個(gè)人比較可愛(ài)，那就選擇可愛(ài)的那個(gè)。
You should pick whoever has the best personality. It's not about looks. It's about personality.
你應(yīng)該選擇擁有最佳性格的那個(gè)人。而不是選長(zhǎng)得好看的那個(gè)。性格更重要。
See who you've known longer, maybe, because then if you've known them for a longer time, then you'll be more comfortable to go a dance with them.
也許可以選認(rèn)識(shí)時(shí)間更長(zhǎng)的那個(gè)人，因?yàn)槿绻阏J(rèn)識(shí)他的時(shí)間更久，那你和他一起跳舞時(shí)會(huì)感覺(jué)更舒服。
If we go through the real polite thing to do, you should accept the first one.
如果按照真正的禮貌來(lái)說(shuō)，你應(yīng)該接受第一個(gè)男生的邀請(qǐng)。
You'll have to say, "Gee, I'm sorry. I already made a commitment. And I'm the kind of person who I follow through with my commitments."
你要說(shuō)，“啊，我很抱歉。我已經(jīng)承諾別人了。我是那種會(huì)履行自己承諾的人。”
Have you ever seen a '90s sitcom? Have you seen that plot point where she says yes to both of them and then she has to keep running across the gymnasium floor and dancing with both of them without either of them ever finding out? Do that, 'cause it always works.
你看過(guò)90年代的情景喜劇嗎？你看過(guò)那個(gè)情節(jié)嗎，一個(gè)女生答應(yīng)了兩個(gè)男生的跳舞邀請(qǐng)，所以他不得不在體育館里來(lái)回跑，和兩個(gè)男生跳舞，還不讓他們發(fā)現(xiàn)。你也可以這樣做，因?yàn)檫@種方法一直奏效。
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