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Alan: Look at you! Did you get a haircut or did your head get stuck in a weed-whacker?
艾倫：看看你！你這是剪了頭發，還是腦袋不小心伸進割草機了？
Doris: Look who’s talking. Maybe you should do something different with your hair, like wash it.
桃瑞絲：你好意思說我。也許你也應該捯飭下自己的頭發了，比如洗一下。
Alan: Oh, burn. That would have been a nice comeback if it weren’t so dumb. Who taught you your one-liners? A friend? Oh, I forgot. You don’t have any.
艾倫：哎呦，厲害了。如果你的回答不是太蠢的話，還算是個不錯的反擊。是誰教你的這些俏皮話？朋友嗎？哦，差點忘了。你沒朋友的。
Doris: I think you’ve confused me with someone else – you!
桃瑞絲：我想你弄混了吧，你才是沒朋友的人！
Alan: You couldn’t come up with your own put-down so you had to borrow mine? How humiliating for you.
艾倫：自己沒有創意，所以只能套用我的話？真為你感到羞恥。
Doris: Not as humiliating as having to walk around with that face. I have something that’ll improve it: a paper bag!
桃瑞絲：那也比你頂著那張臉出門丟人現眼強。對了，我給你支個招兒：（出門）頭上套個紙袋子！
Alan: Oh, clever. I knew better insults when I was six years old.
艾倫：喲，反應挺快嘛。打六歲起，我就知道更惡毒的詞匯了。
Doris: You mean the same mental age you are now?
桃瑞絲：你是說，跟你現在的心理年齡一樣的年紀嗎？
Alan: Give it up. Nobody can one up me in trading insults. Your brain is no match for mine.
艾倫：得了吧。還沒有人跟我斗嘴能占上風呢。咱倆的智商不在一個水平。
Doris: You’re right. You’re a person of rare intelligence. You rarely show any!
桃瑞絲：你說的對。你是一個擁有稀有智慧的人。稀有到顯露不出來!
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