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SuperFly wants to know...
SuperFly想知道：
"What should I do if I walk in on my grandma kissing Santa Claus?"
“如果我走進房間看到我奶奶正在和圣誕老人接吻，我應該怎么辦？”
(guffawing) I'm crying. There's nothing I can do for you there. I mean, I think your childhood has just been ruined.
（大笑）我都笑出眼淚了。我沒什么建議給你。我的意思是，我認為你的童年被毀了。
If it's not your grandpa, you might want to tell somebody about that!
如果那不是你的爺爺，你可能要把這件事告訴其他人！
Tap on your grandma's shoulder and say, "Hello."
拍拍你奶奶的肩膀跟她說，“你好”。
Send Santa back up the chimney. No cookies and milk for him.
把圣誕老人送回煙囪。不要給他拿餅干和牛奶。
Burn your eyes, and you'll never see that ever again.
灼傷你的眼睛，這樣你就不會再看見那種場面了。
You walk in, you see that, you turn around, and go back to sleep.
你走進房間，看到了那種畫面，那你只要轉身，回去睡覺就好。
(whispering) Turn around and quietly sneak out. When Santa's kissing a woman, just let him do it!
（小聲說）轉過身，然后安靜地離開。圣誕老人親吻你奶奶時，就讓他那么做吧！
Get out of this universe. That is something you can't tell anyone about, or someone can't find out.
離開這個宇宙。那是你不能告訴其他人的事情，也是其他人不能發現的事情。
That's something you gotta keep to yourself, man. What happens with Grandma and Santa Claus stays with Grandma and Santa Claus.
那是你要保密的事情。奶奶和圣誕老人之間的事情就留給他們自己吧。
There's a really low chance of your grandma kissing Santa Claus. But if that happens, just run out of the room. Go to therapy.
你奶奶和圣誕老人接吻，這件事的發生機率非常低。但如果發生了，那你要馬上跑出房間。去治療。
If it's on the cheek, just let it go. It's totally fine. You'll have the best presents probably.
如果是親吻臉頰，那就不要管了。那沒什么問題。你可能會得到最好的禮物。
Get over it. And while Grandma and Santa are making out in the corner, you should grab those cookies and have a nice evening for yourself.
克服。奶奶和圣誕老人在角落里親熱時，你應該拿點兒餅干，自己享受一個美好的夜晚。
Quietly back away, allow the moment to finish, and then come back to see if there's any cookies or milk left.
安靜地退出去，讓他們完成他們做的事情，然后再走回來看看有沒有餅干或牛奶剩下。
It's a good thing and I encourage it. And I probably would say, "Way to go, Grandma."
這是件好事，我很支持。我可能會說，“奶奶，加油”。
Thanks for watching Advice on the React channel.
謝謝大家收看React頻道的建議欄目。
Don't miss out. Subscribe.
不要錯過，訂閱吧。
Want our advice? Comment your questions down below.
想得到我們的建議？在下面提出問題吧。
Bye!
再見！
Goodbye! I'm gonna go check on Grandma right now.
再見！我現在要去看看我奶奶在干什么。
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