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3Eris asks...
3Eris問道：
"How can I run as fast as The Flash does?"
“我怎么能和閃電俠跑得一樣快？”
Who's The Flash?
閃電俠是誰？
I don't know, but if you find out, give me a heads-up.
我不知道，不過如果你找到了方法，告訴我一聲。
How fast does The Flash run? I'm not sure I know how fast that is.
閃電俠能跑多快？我想我并不知道他跑得多快。
That's not a real show. Like, that's not real. So I'm sorry to break it to you. You're never gonna get that fast.
那不是實況節目。那不是真的。很抱歉我打破了你的美夢。你永遠不能跑那么快。
Try and fall in radioactive waste.
嘗試掉進放射性廢物中。
Ingest a lot of sugary sweets.
攝取大量的糖份。
Record yourself three hours running around like a circle, and then speed it up in Final Cut.
記錄下自己跑圈三個小時的時間，然后在最后一圈加速。
Have you ever watched Phineas and Ferb? 'Cause there's this one episode where they make these super-cool boots, and you run really fast like a cheetah.
你有沒有看過《飛哥與小佛》？里面有一集他們做了非?？岬难プ?，穿上那個靴子能跑得像獵豹一樣快。
Maybe The Flash has some special sneakers. Maybe it's like some secret, double-secret special power that you're gonna have to figure out how to get for yourself.
也許閃電俠有特殊的運動鞋。也許那是個秘密，那是一種秘密的特殊能力，你一定要自己弄清楚怎么能跑得那么快。
No technology can do that. But, um, training, lots of training. Run a mile, like... every day.
沒有技術能做到。不過你可以進行大量的訓練。比如每天跑一英里。
I don't think anybody can, not even The Arrow. (chuckles) You know, that's where I see it. This is a special gift to, um, to Barry.
我認為沒人做得到，就連綠箭俠也做不到。（低聲輕笑）我看到的就是這樣。這是巴里獲得的特殊才能。
Which one are you talking about? Barry Allen? Bart Allen? Which one? You could probably run as fast as Kid Flash. Just keep running on a treadmill over and over and pick up the speed.
你在說誰？巴里·艾倫？巴特·艾倫？你說的是誰？你也許可以跑得和閃電小子一樣快。只要堅持在跑步機上跑步，然后一直提速就可以了。
The bottom line is nobody can. Running second fastest isn't bad, so work towards that.
關鍵是沒人能做到。做跑得第二快的人也不錯，你可以向這個目標努力。
Don't ask that question. No one can run as fast as The Flash does. If anybody has a chance, it's Usain Bolt. But he can't even run a millionth as fast as he can.
不要問這個問題。沒人能跑得和閃電俠一樣快。如果有人有機會做到，那可能是尤塞恩·伯爾特。不過他最快的速度還不及閃電俠的百萬分之一。
Fussins wants to know...
Fussins想知道：
"How do you sleep in the same room as someone who snores a lot?"
“怎么和打鼾聲音很大的人睡在一個房間里？”
I don't know. You'd have to ask my family. They all move to the other room.
我不知道。你要去問我的家人。他們都搬去其他房間睡了。
You can get guards and stuff to make you stop snoring.
你可以用保護裝置之類的東西去制止打鼾。
Wait 'em up, smack 'em a couple times, and then tell them to shut up, and then you're good.
等他們醒來，打他們幾下，然后讓他們閉嘴，這樣你就可以好好睡覺了。
Confront who it is and tell them, "Hey, you snore too much."
當面告訴他們：“嘿，你打鼾的聲音太大了?！?/div>
Try to fall asleep before the other person.
試著比其他人先入睡。
When my wife falls asleep first, she's okay with it. But if I fall asleep first, she will never able to sleep at all. So I always let her go to sleep first.
我妻子先睡著時，她就沒什么問題。但是如果我先睡著，那她就睡不著了。所以我一直讓她先睡覺。
I would say a good solid pair of earplugs, and you'll be sleeping like a baby.
我建議你戴結實的耳塞睡覺，這樣你會睡得像個嬰兒一樣。
Try wearing those giant earmuffs that you use to a shooting range. Put them over, and you don't have to worry about it.
戴射擊場用的那種大型的護耳罩試試。戴上它們，你就不用擔心了。
Listen to calming music, one. Wear earplugs or wear earmuffs.
聽平靜的音樂。戴耳塞或耳罩。
Put some headphones on. Play some music. And when you do that, you won't even hear them. You'll be lost in your thoughts while sleeping. Then you'll have such a good dream. Trust me. I do it all the time.
戴耳機。放音樂。這樣你就不聽到其他人打鼾了。你會沉浸在自己的想法中，然后入睡。你會做個好夢的。相信我。我一直是這樣做的。
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