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Is this like going through an old family album?Better!
和看老的家庭照片一樣嗎 比看那個更棒
When I got out of business school at Columbia,
當我從哥大商學院畢業(yè)
I developed pretty decent skills in terms of business,
我開發(fā)出了很好的商業(yè)技能
but I hadn't really come to terms with the world exactly.
但我真的無法屈服于這個世界
What were you like around girls back then?
你和女性處的怎么樣
Bad. I was,I was sort of out of the swing of things there for a while.
不怎么樣 我當時有些不諳世事了
I went to my 60th reunion, and there was a girl there.
我去參加了我第69個同學會 有個女孩
I took her out one time to the Uptown Theater in Washington,
我有次帶她去華盛頓的上城劇院
and I asked her whether she remembered what movie we saw,
我問她我們看過哪一部電影
and she said, "No, I don't remember that."
她說 不 我不記得了
And then she said, "But I do remember one thing."
她接著說 但我記得一件事
And like an idiot, I said, "What was that?"
我像一個白癡一樣說 你記得什么
And she said, "Well, you picked me up in a hearse."
她說 你用一輛靈車接的我
And it was true that I owned a half-interest in a hearse while I was in high school,
我在高中的時候 真是擁有一輛利率打折的靈車
which was not the smoothest thing that or coolest, as they would say now that you could,you could do on a date.
現(xiàn)在你約會 帶著人家坐靈車 不好也不酷
There were two turning points in my life.
我人生中有兩個轉(zhuǎn)折點
Once when I came out of the womb,and once when I met Susie, basically.
一次是我從子宮中降生 另一個是我遇到蘇西
She was the girl, yep.
她就是我的那個女孩
But it took her a little longer to figure out I was the boy.
但她花了很長時間才知道我是那個男孩
I was going to be his youngest sister's roommate at Northwestern.
我在西北大學時是她妹妹的室友
So I walk into their house, he was sitting in this chair, and he made some sarcastic quip.
我走進他們的房子 他坐在椅子里 說了一些垃圾話
So I made one back. I thought, "Who is this jerk?" And that's how we met, yes.
我回了一句 我想 這怪人是誰 我們就是這么認識的
