地點：領養機構的走廊內及辦公室里
人物：莫妮卡，錢德勒，埃里卡
事件：埃里卡得知錢德勒和莫妮卡為了領養孩子而假裝醫生和牧師之后非常生氣，但錢德勒最終說服了她。

Chandler: Erica, wait!
錢德勒：埃里卡，等等！
Erica: I've nothing to say to you.
埃里卡：我跟你沒什么可說的。
Chandler: You have every reason to be upset. We did lie. But only because we've been waiting and trying to have a baby for so long. Now we don't know how long it's gonna be before we can get another chance again.
錢德勒：你完全有理由生氣。我們確實撒謊了。但這只是因為我們太久以來一直都在等待和努力有個孩子?，F在我們也不知道，下一次機會還要等到何年何月。
Erica: Why don't you ask the reverend to pray on it?
埃里卡：你為什么不讓牧師祈禱去呢？
Chandler: Erica, please. Just consider us. Ask them to see our file. Our last name's Bing. My wife's a chef and I'm in advertising.
錢德勒：埃里卡，求求你了。考慮一下我們吧。找他們要我們的檔案看看。我們姓賓。我妻子是個廚師，我從事廣告行業。
Erica: Yeah. I actually liked you guys. But it doesn't matter, because what you did was wrong
埃里卡：是。我其實挺喜歡你們的。但是這都無關緊要了，因為你們做的是不對的。
Chandler: But you did like us. And you should. My wife's an incredible woman. She's loving and devoted and caring. And don't tell her I said this but the woman's always right...
錢德勒：但是你確實喜歡我們倆啊。你也沒有喜歡錯。我妻子是個特別棒的女人。她有愛心，樂于奉獻，非常關心別人。別告訴她我這么說了，但是她總是正確的……
I love my wife more than anything in this world. And I... It kills me that I can't give her a baby... I really want a kid. And when that day finally comes, I'll learn how to be a good dad. But my wife... she's already there. She's a mother... without a baby... Please?
我愛我妻子勝過這世上的任何事物。我……不能給她個孩子，我難過得要死……我真的想要個孩子。那一天最終到來的時候，我會學著當一個好爸爸。但是我妻子……她已經準備好了。她是個好媽媽……可是沒有孩子……求求你了。
Chandler: You still want that baby?
錢德勒：你還想要那個孩子嗎？
Monica: God bless you Chandler Bing!
莫妮卡：老天保佑你，錢德勒·賓！