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Would be to talk about something, you know really like juicy Hollywood stuff like...
最好講一些…… 你們懂的比如好萊塢的花邊新聞一類的事
I thought I could talk about me and Russell Crowe getting into arguments on the set of American Gangster or... But no.
我曾想過要講講我和羅素.克洛二人在拍攝《美國黑幫》時的激烈爭論但是放棄了
You're a group of high-minded intellectuals You're not interested in that.
畢竟你們都是高尚的知識分子才不會喜歡聽這些呢
Or maybe not I thought about a private moment I had at backstage.
但也說不定哦我也想過要講講我和安吉麗娜.茱莉二人
With Angelina Jolie in her dressing room backstage at the Oscars.
我倆在她的后臺更衣室里相遇的場面在奧斯卡頒獎典禮上
But I say, no, I don't think so. This is an Ivy League school I mean, Angelina Jolie half-naked in a dressing room.
但后來又覺得不妥 這里可是常春藤名校我是說 安吉麗娜?朱莉在那里赤裸半身
Who wants to hear about that? No one, no one, no one, no one This is Penn.
誰會有興趣聽這個？沒人 沒人愿意這里可是賓夕法尼亞大學
That stuff wouldn't go over well here Maybe at Drexel, but not here.
這些東西不應該出現在這里可能會出現在德雷克塞爾大學 但不會在這
Whoo! I'm in trouble now So, I was back to square one, feeling the pressure.
這會我可惹麻煩了所以 我白折騰了一圈 壓力真的好大
So now you're probably thinking if it was gonna be this difficult, this was pressure.
現在 你們可能會認為既然這么難為你 壓力這么大
Why did I even accept today's invitation in the first place? Well, you know, my son goes here. That's number one.
為什么你當初要答應來這里演講呢？好 首先 大家知道 我的兒子在這
That's a good reason And I always like to check to see how my money's being spent.
這個理由不錯另外 我也想看看我的錢花的值不值
