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Hooman parvizi asks:
胡曼·帕維茲問道：
"I think my friend likes this girl in my class, but I'm only 92% sure —" oddly specific. "How do I make sure whether he likes her or not?"
“我認(rèn)為我朋友喜歡班里的一個女生，可是我只有92%的確定性，”好具體。“我怎么能確定他是不是喜歡她呢？”
He'll start fixing his hair and start staring at her.
他會開始整理頭發(fā)，一直盯著她看。
I don't see why you would care that much.
我不知道你為什么要這么關(guān)心這件事。
Don't ask at all. You don't really need to ask. It's none of your business.
不要去問。你沒有必要問。這不關(guān)你的事。
Why are you worried about it anyway? If it's your friend that likes this girl, unless you're into the girl.
你為什么要擔(dān)心這個問題？是你朋友喜歡那女孩，又不是你喜歡那個女孩。
How about if you ask her out and see what he says.
你約那個女生出去，看看你朋友什么反應(yīng)。
Can you ask him?
能直接問他嗎？
Just ask your friend if he likes her, and 92% is a pretty good chance.
問你朋友是不是喜歡那個女生，92%的確定性，機(jī)率還是很大的。
You probably know your friend better than anyone else, so, you know, just ask and you'll probably be able to tell if he's lying or not.
你可能比任何人都了解你的朋友，你可以直接問他，然后判斷他有沒有說謊。
Ask him, you know, because you can really not be sure if he really likes the girl or it's just admiration.
直接問他，因為你不能確定他是喜歡那個女生還是只是欣賞她。
Be direct and ask him. Maybe you can be the go-between and try to help him approach the girl so that he can go out with her if you think he likes her.
直接問他。如果你認(rèn)為他喜歡那個女生，你可以給他們倆牽線，幫他接近那個女生，讓他可以約她出去。
Ask him if he likes her, and then... I don't know if it's something where you're a little bit jealous and you like her too, but the sooner you find out if he does or doesn't like her, the sooner you can like, you know, either have to kill him or you can still be friends.
問他是不是喜歡那個女孩，我不知道你是不是有點嫉妒，還是你也喜歡那個女生，不過越快弄清楚你朋友是不是喜歡那個女生，你就能越快地決定是要殺了他還是和他繼續(xù)做朋友。
Shoobyshelby asks:
Shoobyshelby問道：
"What is a good way to sort out true tabloid stories from the fake ones?"
“什么是區(qū)分小報消息真假的好方法？”
What's "tabloid stories"?
小報消息是什么？
Just don't care about the lives of celebrities. It's not that big of a deal.
不要在乎明星的生活。那沒有什么大不了的。
Don't believe any of 'em. (laughing) I don't think I've seen one that's really true on there yet.
什么小報消息都不要相信。（笑）我想目前我還沒看到過真的小報消息。
All tabloids, at this point, aren't realistic or you can't really rely on them for any real information.
現(xiàn)在所有的小報消息都不是真的，而且你也不能指望他們報道真實消息。
If you have any doubt it's a fake story, then it's a fake story.
如果你有懷疑的話，那那個消息就是假的，那就是假消息。
If it sounds fake, it probably is fake.
如果聽起來像是假的，那可能就是假消息。
You should just google it. When in doubt, google it out.
你可以谷歌搜索一下。有懷疑的時候，就用谷歌搜索。
Have you noticed that all the Yeti pictures or the Big Foot, that they're always a little bit blurred? If you see any blurry pictures, they're probably fake.
你有沒有注意到Y(jié)eti和Big Foot上面的圖片都會有些模糊？你要是看到這類模糊的圖片，那很可能那個消息就是假的。
Jacob Shoeberl would like to know:
雅各布·舒伯爾想知道：
"How do I get on the jumbotron at sporting events?"
“我怎么能出現(xiàn)在體育賽事的大屏幕上？”
(sighing) You are talking to a professional.
（嘆氣）你在和專家說話。
I went on it once. They were like, "Dance!" And then I was dancing so hard.
我出現(xiàn)過一次。他們說：“跳舞！”然后我就一直瘋狂地跳舞。
I just kept following this camera guy and I'm like, "Can you please put me on? Can you please put me on?" And then he was like, "Only if you dance with this grandma." So I danced with the grandma and I got on the jumbotron.
我一直跟著那個攝像師，我問他：“你能讓我出現(xiàn)在大屏幕上嗎？你能讓我出現(xiàn)一下嗎？”他的回答是：“只要你和這個奶奶一起跳舞就行。”所以我就和那個奶奶一起跳舞，然后我就出現(xiàn)在大屏幕上了。
Be, like, way out there, like really weird. Just get people's attention.
方法是做非常怪異的舉動。吸引人們的注意力。
Paint your face different colors and take your shirt off.
在你的臉上涂上不同的顏色，把上衣脫掉。
Be dressed in maybe a costume.
穿上戲裝。
If you get a seat by the camera, that helps. And if you're dancing ridiculously, usually they'll try and find you.
如果你能通過照相機(jī)找到座位，那會有幫助的。如果你一直愚蠢地跳舞，攝像頭會找到你的。
Not be in the nosebleed seats, and if they have that dancing thing, just dance like this.
不要坐在離舞臺最近的位置，如果他們讓跳舞，那你就像這樣跳舞。
Usually, a really good dancer-pay the stadium a lot of money to propose to someone.
通常，跳舞要跳的很好，可以給體育館一大筆錢，讓你可以向某人求婚。
It might help if you knew someone or sometimes if you do something really outrageous, like you paint your face in the team colors, or you wear something really wild and crazy, that will help.
如果你有認(rèn)識的人，或者做一些反常的舉動，比如在臉上涂上球隊的代表顏色，或是穿著非常的狂野，會比較容易出現(xiàn)在大屏幕上。
You have to be kind of annoying. Like, I'm not going to lie. I went to a Philadelphia Phillies game one time. I really wanted to get on the jumbotron, and the cameraman kept coming over in the vicinity and not looking at me, so I just pretty much irritated him to the point where he knew the only way to shut me up was to put my face on the jumbotron for five seconds and it'd all be over, and it worked.
你要表現(xiàn)出生氣的樣子。我沒有說謊。以前我去看過一場費城費城人隊的比賽。我非常希望能出現(xiàn)在大屏幕上，攝像師一直在附近拍攝，但是沒有看我，所以我對他非常生氣，他知道唯一讓我閉嘴的方法就是讓我出現(xiàn)在大屏幕上五秒鐘的時間，就是這樣，這樣很有用。
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