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Pussans wants to know:
普山想知道：
"How can I get to sleep when I have noisy neighbors?"
“有非常吵的鄰居要怎么入睡？”
You start making noise as close to their house as possible and see how they like it.
你可以在盡可能靠近他們房子的地方制造噪音，看看他們什么反應。
You move your bed to a different room.
把床搬去另一個房間。
Shut your windows and put earmuffs on.
關上窗戶，戴上耳罩。
Get some ear plugs! If that doesn't work, then move.
戴耳塞！如果這樣做沒用，那就搬家吧。
I just listen to music, so put in headphones and kinda just listen to that.
我會聽音樂，戴上耳機聽音樂。
Sometimes a ceiling fan works, or a fan. That could tune out some of the sounds.
吊扇或者電扇可以幫到你。吊扇可以屏蔽掉一些噪音。
Communication is always the best first attempt. Other than that, if that's not working, call the cops on them.
你最好先去和他們溝通。如果這不起作用，那就報警。
You go to them and you tell them, "You'd better quiet down or else I'll call the police." And trust me, they'll never ever be noisy again.
你要去告訴他們：“你們最好安靜些，否則我就要報警了。”相信我，他們再也不會制造噪音了。
Depending on the time, you can call the police. I've had noisy neighbors as well. I've been the noisy neighbor when I've been in bands.
這要依據時間而定，你可以報警。我也遇到過很吵的鄰居。我之前玩樂隊時曾經也是很吵的鄰居。
I feel you! My neighbors, they have like, five tiny, little dogs and they have a huge parrot that screams out, "Hello!" Go over and be super polite and super nice to them. Be like, "Hello. I get that you guys are doing your thing, but I need to sleep because I have class tomorrow."
我理解你的感受！我的鄰居有五條小狗，他們還有一只大鸚鵡，一直在大喊：“你好！”你可以去找鄰居，非常禮貌地和他們說，“你好，我想你們正在忙，可是我現在要睡覺，我明天還有課。”
Soundproof your entire room. That's what I did in my jam room, and you can't hear anything in there. We have loud music inside there, and you go outside and it's just the dullest thing. You're like-(hushed beatboxing)— but on the inside it's like, "BWAAAAH!"
把你的房間弄成隔音房間。我的音樂室就是這樣弄的，這樣你就聽不到任何聲音了。我們會在我的音樂室里大聲放音樂，外面只能聽到很小的聲音。你在外面聽到的可能是這樣（輕聲口技），可是里面其實聲音非常大！
Francisco asks:
弗朗西斯科問道：
"How do I find happiness?"
“怎么能找到幸福？”
Smile everyday. Look at every single rainbow. Happiness!
每天微笑。欣賞彩虹。這就是幸福！
Do activities you enjoy and you'll probably realize one day that you're happy.
參加感興趣的活動，有一天你可能會意識到你很幸福。
You just find something that you like to do and that will make you happy!
找到你喜歡做的事情，這會讓你感到幸福的！
Finding things you love to do, surrounding yourself with people that care about you.
找到你喜歡的事情，讓自己被關心自己的人圍繞。
Don't be a dick, but do what you wanna do. You know, follow what you want to do. It's best to look back on your life, when you're old, and say, "I'm glad I did all these things," instead of, "I wish I did all these things."
不要胡鬧，做你自己想做的事。做自己喜歡的事情。你老了以后回顧你的人生時最好有這種感想：“我很高興我做了這些事情”，而不是“我希望我做了這些事。”
When you love yourself, you're gonna find happiness everywhere.
你愛自己的話，在任何地方都能找到幸福。
You have to change your attitude. That's probably one of the ways. There are a lot of people that are happier, and they have a lot less than others.
你要改變你的態度。這可能是其中一個方法。有許多人比其他人幸福，但是他們擁有的卻比那些人少。
It's not a matter of finding happiness. It's a matter of creating it. Be positive. Always think, and do, and act in a way that's gonna benefit you.
這與尋找幸福無關，而是要創造幸福。態度要積極。要用會對你有益的方法去思考、做事情。
Francisco, look inside yourself. Every day, you wake up and say to yourself, "I'm a happy man today."
弗朗西斯科，你要看清你自己的內心。每天你起床以后要對自己說：“我今天是個幸福的人。”
NeverEndingRadicalDude-whoo, awesome name, brah.
NeverEndingRadicalDude-whoo問道，這名字太棒了。
"How do I become Chuck Norris?"
“我怎么能成為查克·諾里斯？”
(whispering) I don't know who that is.
（低聲耳語）我不知道那是誰。
I don't know what Chuck Norris is.
我不知道查克·諾里斯是誰。
I've heard Chuck Norris, but I don't know exactly who he is.
我聽說過查克·諾里斯，不過我不知道他是誰。
You don't become Chuck Norris. Simple as that. Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.
你不會成為查克·諾里斯。就是這么簡單。查克·諾里斯就是查克·諾里斯。
You can be the best you can be for yourself, but you won't become Chuck Norris.
你可以成為最好的自己，但是你不能成為查克·諾里斯。
(laughing) You don't wanna be Chuck Norris, do you? Really? Be a never-ending radical dude. That's who you should be.
（笑）你不想成為查克·諾里斯，對吧？真的嗎？成為永不停息的激進派吧。那才是你應該做的。
There can only be one Chuck Norris, and Chuck Norris can't ever die, or anything like that, so I'm pretty sure you're just outta luck here, bro.
只能有一個查克·諾里斯，查克·諾里斯永遠不會死，所以我非常確定你運氣不好，伙計。
Try to be an action star!
努力成為動作片明星！
Watch some old-school Western movies. He produced a lot and did a lot of acting in them, so probably just study some of his old-school movies and they could probably help you.
看一些老派的西部電影。他制作了很多西部電影，也出演了很多電影，也許你可以從他的老派影片中學習，那應該對你有幫助。
You can be a great martial artist if you just work constantly at it.
如果你持之以恒，你可以成為優秀的武術家。
You're gonna need to go to a Jui-Jitsu and Muay Thai and Aikido academy 'cause that's what it takes to be Chuck Norris.
你要去柔道、泰拳和合氣道學院，這些是教你成為查克·諾里斯的地方。
If I knew this, I would know the definition of life. Like, what is the meaning of life? Chuck Norris is just an overall bad ass, so you gotta do bad ass. Chuck Norris, he uses sandpaper to wipe his or some. Yeah, do that.
如果我知道答案，我就知道人生的定義了。人生的意義是什么？查克·諾里斯就是一個壞蛋，那你也要成為壞人。查克·諾里斯，他用沙紙擦……。你也那樣做吧。
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謝謝大家觀看本期建議節目。
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We really love answering your questions, so keep 'em coming.
我們非常喜歡回答大家的問題，繼續提問吧。
Goodbye!
再見！
Bye, thanks for all the questions.
再見，謝謝大家提出的問題。
Stay happy, Francisco.
弗朗西斯科，保持開心。
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