He say, I pick good place the first time, now I pick another good place. He say Iowa good.
他說,我第一時間挑了這個好地方,現在我挑另一個好地方,他說衣阿華州好。
But now the Iowa feng-shui is not so good as before.
但現在,衣阿華州的廢水沒有以前那么好了。
"And our family faced difficulty again. We hear there is a shopping center moving right next to our grandparents.
“并且我們的家庭也再次面臨困難,我聽說一家購物中心要搬到我們祖父母旁邊。
And that is why our family, our luck not so good; everything leaking away.
那就是為什么我們的運氣不好的原因;一切都泄露了。
Not just our branch, many other cousins say too. Some of them will lose money, lot of money.
不光我們這樣說,許多其他的表兄妹也這樣說,他們中的人要漏財,很多財。
So now we're thinking, how do you feel about if grandpa and grandma should be moved to Qufu which is their real home?
因此我們正在想,你怎么考慮師傅祖父母應該搬去曲阜,他們真正的家?
We believe they are lonely in Iowa. No one can sweep grave there.
我相信他們在衣阿華州肯定是寂寞的,沒人可以來那里祭拜他們。
Of course we understand there were some question whether grandma can stay in the graveyard in Qufu too.
當然,我們也明白是否他們可以葬在曲阜墓地。
But we feel confident someone can arrange it. Really you just have to find out who you should pay.
而存在的一些問題,但我們相信有人可以安排好這一切。你只要找到你可以賄賂的人就行了。
After all grandpa is still have the name Qong (that's from Confucius).
在祖父仍然有瓊這個名字后。
And who can even see grandma is a foreign devil anymore. Now she is not even bones;
就不會有人知道祖母是一個外國惡魔了,她甚至沒有骨頭了;
only ashes or pieces, something like that.
只有碎片類此的東西。
And by the way, I do not think Confucius ever said a big nose cannot be buried in the family graveyard.
順便提一下,我認為,孔夫子沒有說過大鼻子不能葬在家族墓地里。
He never even thought about that case. Probably he does not even know nose can get so big.
他從沒考慮過這樣的情況,可能他沒有想到過,鼻子可以變得這么大吧。