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We did not have those at Hampden-Sydney and
當時漢普敦-悉尼學院沒有女生
when I could not find one of those here
在這里找不到任何一個女生時
I would head over to the White Spot
我就去White Spot餐廳
to get a Grillswith
叫一份Grillswith(一種烤面包圈)
to fill the void in my heart
以慰藉我空虛的心靈
Literally my cardiologist recently found one lodged in there
說真的 我的心臟病醫生 發現一個卡在那里
Early this morning I had a little
今天早上 我在
tour around your beautiful campus and
你們美麗的校園中四處走了走
I just asked myself, why are you leaving?
我問我自己 你們為什么離開
You know what it's out
你們知道外面有些什么
You know what it's like out there, right?
你們知道外面是怎樣的 對吧
Plus, this could be
而且 這可以是
the most spectacular place you'll ever live
你們一生所住過的最美妙地方
It is the only campus in America
全美國只有這一處校園
that has been designated a UNESCO World Heritage Site
被聯合國教科文組織列為世界文化遺產
I believe that means if you try to carve your name into a desk
我相信這意味著 如果你在課桌上刻上名字
UN will send in ground troops
聯合國會馬上派遣地面部隊過來
and you're not going to top these living conditions
你們將再也沒有這么好的生活環境
unless your post-college plan involves subletting the Taj Mahal
除非畢業后 你們計劃轉租泰姬陵
And I just want to say, the students of UVA are incredible
我只是想說 弗吉尼亞大學的學生很了不起
The men are all gentleman and the women
這里男性都是紳士 而女性
are all the most beautiful and intelligent in the world
都是世界上最美麗 最聰慧的
and I'm not saying that because I dated a UVA girl
我這樣說 不是因為我一個弗大女生約過會
I'm saying that because I married her
而是因為 我娶了她當老婆
You are graduating from
你們將畢業于
one of the most highly ranked universities in the nation
國內排名最高的大學之一
US News and World Report
美國新聞與世界報道
names you the number two public university
將你們評為排名第二的公立大學
Princeton Review names you
普林斯頓評論
the number one best value of a public college
將你們評為最具價值的公立大學
especially for those of you
特別是對于你們中那些
who showed the initiative to the born in Virginia
積極為弗吉尼亞本地人做貢獻的人
