評論
打印
So today, President Sullivan
今天 沙利文校長
I would like to submit this address as my essay
我想把這次演講作為我的論文提交
and since this is a smart school
考慮到這是一所聰明的學校
let me just toss in some SAT words
讓我使用一些SAT單詞吧
Syzygy Heterodox
朔望 異端
Benedict Cumberbatch
本尼迪克特·康伯巴奇
Am I in?
我被錄取了嗎
Yes, I know I'm not a Virginia resident
對 我知道我不是弗吉尼亞居民
But perhaps the real reason that UVA is so great
不過 弗吉尼亞大學如此偉大的真正原因
is that it trust its students
在于它相信它的學生
You have the nation's oldest student-run honor codes
你們有國內(nèi)最古老的學生榮譽準則
Say with me on my honor I pledge
跟著我說 我以名譽起誓
that I have neither given nor received help on this assignment
我沒有幫助別人完成作業(yè) 別人也沒幫助我
so help me Adderall
所以請幫助我 阿得拉(一種治注意力不足的藥)
But my favorite thing about UVA has
關于弗大 我最感興趣
got to be your secret societies
還是你們的秘密幫會
That's sexy
這太性感了
You got the Zs
你們有Z幫會
you got I think the Illuminati, and the Masons
你們有光明會 還有共濟會
and Shield. I think some of you remember some shields
盾幫會 我想你們有人想到了盾牌
But of course the most secretive of all is the Seven Society
當然 最神秘的要數(shù)7幫會
Nobody knows who's in it
沒人知道誰是其成員
I'm not going to say that I'm a Seven
我不會說我是7幫會成員
I'm not going to say I'm not a Seven
我不會說我不是7幫會成員
I'm just going to say
我只會說
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