Now I have to have all of you killed
現(xiàn)在我得把你們都?xì)⒘藴缈?/p>
Now of course, many of you, you already know this
當(dāng)然 你們很多人已經(jīng)知道這些
but for the uninitiated, let me explain
不過(guò)我要為不了解的人解釋一下
When a member of the Seven dies
一名7幫會(huì)成員死的時(shí)候
a wither of black magnolia shapes like a seven
一株枯萎的黑木蘭 形如7
appear they're grave
就像是在哀悼
and the University Chapel chimes at seven second intervals
而大學(xué)禮拜堂以7秒為間隔敲響鐘聲
on the seventh dissonant chord, at seven past the hours
鐘聲是7和弦 在整點(diǎn)后7分種敲響
All the group donations contained the number seven
所有組織的捐款都包含數(shù)字7
like it's $777,777.77 grant
比如777,777美元77美分捐款
to fund to meet endowment
捐到捐贈(zèng)基金
So it appears
看起來(lái)就像
that the way you qualify for the Sevens
要成為合格的7幫會(huì)成員
is by having crippling OCD
你需要有嚴(yán)重的強(qiáng)迫癥
and you know what's good for that
你們知道什么對(duì)這個(gè)好
Adderall
阿得拉
Now what is not a secret?
什么不是秘密呢
It's the list of distinguished UVA alums
弗大的杰出校友名單不是秘密
which is as impressive
這讓人印象深刻
as it was easy to copy and paste from Wikipedia
你可以直接從維基百科復(fù)制粘貼
You've got Woodrow Wilson
有伍德羅·威爾遜
Robert Kennedy
羅伯特·肯尼迪
Janet Napolitano
珍妮特·納波利塔諾
Katie Couric
凱蒂·庫(kù)瑞克
Tina Fey
蒂娜·菲
the painter Georgia O'Keeffe
畫(huà)家喬治亞·歐姬芙
I loved her paintings
我喜愛(ài)她的畫(huà)作
They remind me of something I rarely saw at Hampden-Sydney
它們讓我想到了漢普敦-悉尼學(xué)院久違的東西
And of course
當(dāng)然還有
Edgar Allan Poe
埃德加·愛(ài)倫·坡
or as his roommates called him Creepy Eddie
或者按他室友的叫法 恐怖的埃迪