評論
打印
Good morning
早上好
I'm Stephen Colbert
我是斯蒂芬·科爾伯特
and I want thank
我想感謝
or "thank"
或者說"感謝"
the class of 2013
2013屆畢業生們
for inviting me here today
感謝今天邀請我來
Thank you very much. It's an honor
非常感謝 這是一份榮耀
This is way more than I expected
這比我預想的多太多了
I would've done it for free. This is incredibly generous
我本打算免費出場的 你們太大方了
Thank you
謝謝你們
Now before I get started
在開始演講之前
I just want a little bit of business
先做一下商務推廣
out of courtesy, if anyone has a cell phone
出于禮貌 如果大家有手機的話
please take a moment to make sure that it is turned on
請花一小會 確保手機開著
I wouldn't want any of you to miss a text or
我不想讓任何人錯過
tweet while I'm giving my speech
我在演講時發的消息或推特
In fact, you might want to take a minute right now
實際上 我希望你們花一分鐘時間
if you've got the twitter app
如果你們有推特應用的話
is take a moment right now and follow my twitter feed
現在花點時間粉一下我的推特帳號
It's @StephenAtHome
我的推特是@StephenAtHome
just in case I tweet anything during the speech
這樣等下演講時我發推特 你們就能讀到
And now then it is an honor to be speaking at your 2013 Valedictory Exercises
然后 很榮幸在你們的2013年優秀畢業生典禮上致辭
I believe that means on I'm this year's valedictorian
我相信這意味著我是今年致詞的最優秀畢業生
and I'm shocked as you are because
我同你們一樣感到震驚 因為
