If you do it a lot and so,
你要是大量做的話就會這樣
I'm, I'm totally zoned out some place and I'm running thru the woods
在樹林里跑步的時候我渾然不覺
and next thing I hear this horrible sound
接著我聽到恐怖的聲音
and this thing thundering toward me
像雷鳴般傳到我這邊來
and I kinda counted my days
我覺得自己死到臨頭了
and I see these two huge Boars headed right towards me,
我看到兩頭大野豬正朝我跑來
I got "oh crud"
"哦 臟家伙"
You know, you know If we weren't on TV,
我們要是沒在錄像的話
I would say something else
我會說一些其他的事情
But because that's not what I said,
因為那不是我當時說的
but it's amazing how fast you can run,
但很驚訝自己竟能跑那么快
but then after I got about fifty yards away
然后在我跑到大概50碼開外
I realized they were in a large enclosure
我才知道它們原來在一個大的圍欄里
Like a metal enclosure
比如說一個金屬圍欄里
Like a chain-linked fence or something within the woods
一個鏈環柵欄或其他什么樹林里的東西
but I, I don't know if that Lady sent me on purpose to,
但是我不知道那位女士是故意讓我去
you know, get that American or if she just didn't think any about it
來捉弄一下我這個美國人還是她根本就沒想到這些
But let me tell you, they're scary creatures, scary creatures
但是我跟你們說 它們真地是很嚇人的動物
Dragons, actually in German,
龍 事實上在德語里
There are more than one word for dragons
不止一個單詞可以代表龍的意思
A Drache is a dragon like we think of
Drache是一種我們想象中的那種龍
There's also what they call a Lindvurm
還有他們稱為Lindvurm的一種龍
And a Lindvurm is a dragon that can't fly
Lindvurm是一種不會飛的龍
Some great ads on TV, you know,
電視上有一些很好的廣告
there's ad for one of those shampoo that we use, and hairdryer,
有一個關于我們用的洗發水和吹風機的廣告
it makes your hair nicer
能讓你的頭發更好
I tried, it didn't help
我試過了 不管用
But, you know, they have that, that's, it's, they have that dragon
但是在那個廣告里就有那種龍
that comes up
出現
It's really fantastic, I like it a lot
真得非常棒 我很喜歡
Okay, so they get lost
好 所以他迷路了
He spends a night in the forest
在森林里過了一晚
Just how weird it is in the forest
在森力里得有多怪異啊
And then he sees a Knight
然后他看見一個騎士
And later when we read Percival
之后當我們讀到波西瓦爾的時候
Percival, his mother has tried to raise him in ignorance
波西瓦爾 他的媽媽想要用無知來撫養他
and Percival's mother had told him that his father is God
他的媽媽告訴他說他的爸爸是上帝
God is the most beautiful thing in the world
上帝是世界上最美的事物
And so when Perciful encounters a Knight,
所以當波西瓦爾遇到一個騎士的時候
it's really funny because he says "God?",
很搞笑因為他說"是上帝嗎"
and he said "No, I'm not a God,"
他回答說"不 我不是上帝"
and he said "You an Angel?"
他說"你是一個天使"
And so here again he says, what's his reaction
所以 他又說了一遍 他的反應是什么呢
that this is the most beautiful thing he's seen in his short life
這是他短暫人生中見過的最美的事物
And so he comes on page twenty-one, to this clear in the forest
所以在21頁他來到了這個森林
and there's a knight in full armor
在那里有一個全副武裝的騎士