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Oh, they're not gonna know it's me.
他們不會知道是我。
Are you being funded by Al-Qaeda?
資助你的是恐怖組織嗎？
If they're buying, I'm taking. And action.
他們要是真愿意資助，我也照收不誤。開拍。
Hi. I can't tell you my name, and I can't show you my face because I'm too ashamed.
大家好，我不能告訴你們我的名字，我也不能露出我的真容，因為實在太難為情了。
Sadly, I find myself in a situation where I am no longer able to provide myself with the garments I need
可悲的是，我發現自己處于一種困境，就是我再也買不起衣服，
in order to be the best in my day-to-day life.
讓自己在日常生活中看起來明艷照人。
I'm aware that this is not a problem for everybody.
我知道這對各位來說可能不是個問題。
Stop, stop! I need to take a picture of myself having the most fun I've ever had.
停！等下！我得自拍一張，因為我現在處于人生最歡樂的時刻。
Your nose is coming out of your eyehole.
你鼻子從你眼洞冒出來了。
No. No, no, no, Max, don't stop. I'm in a groove.
不行。不行，麥克斯。不能停啊。我正進入狀態呢。
No, you're in a bag.
錯，你進入的是紙袋。
Please let me take a picture of you in a bag and then turn it into a dog and then call it a doggie bag.
拜托讓我拍一張你戴著紙袋的照片，然后弄成狗的版本，這樣就是俗稱的"外帶狗食袋"了。
