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Hey, Han insists we can't leave tonight without doing our side work.
小憨憨說了，今晚不把其他活兒做完就不能下班回家。
So I made him into a chihuahua wearing a diaper.
所以我把他的頭改到穿著尿布的吉娃娃圖上。
Check your phone. Caroline?
快看你的手機。卡洛琳？
Someone got some new pants!
某人終于有新褲子啦！
I wasn't finished! No, I was.
我還沒秀完呢！但我看夠了。
Max, I didn't want to tell you this, but I was secretly worried my booty was gone.
麥克斯，我本來不想告訴你的，但我曾私底下擔心我的翹臀沒了。
Turns out, it was just the pants. It's still there. Take a picture of it.
但結果是褲子的問題。老娘的翹臀還在。快拍個照留念。
Okay, let me see. Perfect! Now, let's send a group-text to our diner family.
好的，給我看看。太完美了！快群發給我們餐廳的群成員。
And I'd like you to copy me on that, because I want to send it to my dad in prison. He'll be so proud.
對了，你也要給我發一份，因為我想把這照片發給我監獄里的爸爸。他肯定會為我感到驕傲。
Yeah, 'cause I'm sure he's not seeing any asses there.
是啊，他在監獄里肯定"見不著"什么屁股。
You know what I love about these pants?
你知道我喜歡這條褲子什么嗎？
How they make my butt look... Can you see it through the window? I got new pants.
它讓我的屁股看起來...你關了窗戶還能看見嗎？我有新褲子啦。
