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Go, Max, I'm running out of oxygen, and I think there was cheese in here. And action.
繼續拍，麥克斯，我快不能呼吸了，而且我覺得袋子里有殘留的芝士。開拍。
If I achieve my goal -- specifically, a new pair of quality pants,
如果我能達到目標，尤其是能湊夠錢買一條高品質的褲子，
then I promise I will give back to the community, wearing said pants. All I need is $1,500.
我答應大家，我一定會穿著那條褲子去回報社會。我只需募集一千五百美元。
Stop! Whoa! $1,500? How many pounds of clothes are you getting?
停！什么！一千五？你要買多少磅的衣服呀？
Look, it's for one pair of amazing Dries Van Noten silk brocade pants -- super cute.
聽著，這是一條德賴斯·范諾頓設計的絲織錦緞褲的價格，超級好看的哦。
And, yes, it's a lot, but my investors will get something in return.
沒錯，這筆錢是不少，但我的投資者會得到相應的回報。
For $5, they will get the feeling of goodwill in their heart.
只要捐出5塊錢，他們的內心將充滿善意的喜悅。
For $10, I'll send them a selfie in the new pants that they bought.
捐出10塊錢，我會送他們我穿著新褲子拍的自拍照。
For $20, I'll send them a selfie without pants.
捐20塊的，我會送他們不穿褲子的自拍照。
Nobody is gonna give you money for the stuff you offered.
沒有人會因為你所謂的"回報"白給你錢。
"Goodwill in their hearts"? This is the internet. We're animals.
"內心充滿善意的喜悅"。拜托，現在是互聯網世界。人們都是衣冠禽獸。
You're right. I have an idea. Camera up. And action.
你說得對。我想到個主意。打開相機。開拍。
I'm sure a lot of you are probably thinking, "Look at this spoiled, indulgent, clueless girl."
我知道你們大多數人會覺得，"看這個被寵壞任性沒大腦的蠢妞"。
Well, I am.
沒錯，我是這樣想的。
And you're also probably thinking, "God, I want to slap her."
而且你們甚至還會產生，"天啊，真想沖上去給她一巴掌"的想法。
Well, guess what. You can!
如你所愿，這個還真可以有！
For $500, you can come here and slap my spoiled, clueless face.
只要捐出500塊，你就可以親自上門，往我寵壞白癡的臉上使勁甩一巴掌。
And cut. Pretty good, huh?
停。很不錯吧。
Genius. Now, here, take the camera. I want to film my video to raise $500 to slap you.
太有想法了。來，現在換你拿相機。我要拍一個募集500塊甩你耳光的短片。
