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Well, obviously, they don't have anything. Let's go.
一看他們就沒啥東西。我們走吧。
Max, stop. My pants just ripped some more. I have to fix them again.
麥克斯，別走。我褲子又多裂了點。我得再補一下。
Hey, quality, why don't you just take them to Office Depot and get them tailored?
好材質妹。你怎么不帶這條褲子去辦公用品賣場找人"縫補"一下？
Let's shop. Uh-oh, they're ripping again. I feel a breeze up in my febreze.
開逛吧。慘了，又開始裂了。我的水簾洞感覺到一股清風吹過。
How can I help you?
有何能為你效勞？
Oh, hey. Hi, uh, Chiandra. Where can I get a new flip phone?
你好啊。西安卓。我可以去哪里弄個新翻蓋手機？
Mm, let me think. Guatemala.
讓我想想。危地馬拉吧。
I'll miss you, phone. This is breaking my heart.
我會想你的，小機機。我的心都要碎了。
Come on, boo. It's a phone, not Bruno Mars. Now, I need that letter.
寶貝，別這樣。這只是個手機，不是火星哥。把信給我吧。
Oh, here it is. I have it. It's in my purse.
有的。就在我這邊。在我包里。
What's her story? Why is her hand on her ass?
她是怎么回事？她干嘛把手放屁股上？
Her staples popped.
她訂書針爆了。
Lap band? Happened to my cousin.
減肥胃束帶嗎？我親戚也發生過。
She had a diet 7 up and exploded. Then she got M.S.
她喝個健怡七喜，然后就爆了。然后她被診斷有多發性硬化。
According to Judge Joe Brown, it was not related.
但法官喬·布朗宣判，這兩者間并無關聯。
Uh, here, I'll just take this one.
這臺吧，我就拿這臺。
Slow down, now. Take a look around. You got a whole world of possibilities.
別著急啊。慢慢看。你有各式各樣的選擇呢。
Pick 'em up, get a feel, hold it in your hand for a while.
都拿起來摸摸試試，握在手里好好爽一把。
Chiandra, it's a phone, not Bruno Mars.
西安卓，這只是手機，不是火星哥。
Oh, "Texting is easy with the new finger friendly keyboard."
"輕松發短信，試試全新手指便利鍵盤。"
My fingers are already too friendly. Ask my fourth-grade boyfriend.
我的手指絕對"友善"啊。問問我的四年級男友就知道。
These sample texts are getting kind of racy.
這些范例短信越來越猥褻啦。
"Bad news, I think the condom broke last night."
"壞消息，昨晚的避孕套好像破了。"
Why would anyone put that on a display model?
怎么會有人放這種短信在展示機上啊？
That's mine. I left it there by accident. But that's not your problem.
那是我的手機。我不小心把它放在上面。但不關你們的事。
Now, tell me, what are your phone needs?
告訴我，你需要什么功能的手機？
Uh, my needs are simple. I need a phone that can draw a mustache on people and occasionally will call my mother and hang up.
我的需要很簡單。我需要一臺能給別人亂畫胡子，偶爾會打給我媽再自動掛電話的手機。
And she needs one with a good camera, because I have to film my video pitch for new pants.
她還需要有好相機的手機，因為她要幫我錄討新褲子的視頻。
I have a hole in my butt.
我的屁股有個洞。
You know you're supposed to, right?
你知道誰的屁股上都有個洞，對吧？
Max, I might be a virgin again.
麥克斯，我好像又變處女了。
