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Look, if you don't want Sophie to feel like she's next in line at the DMV...
如果你不想蘇菲覺得自己在排隊等著進機動車輛管理局...
More like the S-T-D-mv.
其實是性病傳染局吧。
Then we have a lot of work to do.
那我們有很多地方需要改進。
Okay. Make it look romantic.
好吧。弄得浪漫一點。
When she comes in, I want her to feel special,
當她走進的那一刻，要她覺得自己很特別，
like she's the only woman that's ever been here today.
感覺自己是第一個走進這里的女人，今天第一個。
Let's just sit down and talk about this.
咱們坐下來好好談吧。
Oh, my God. Max, is she dead?
天啊，麥克斯，她死了嗎？
No. She's Alexis.
不是啦，她是阿麗西斯。
You have one of those anatomically-correct real dolls!
你居然有個人體仿真性愛玩偶！
It's rare to see one without a short, fat man standing next to it with a button penis.
很少看到她旁邊沒有個矮肥短雞雞的男人呢。
They sell for $6,000, but I got her for half off. She was previously loved.
這原價要6000塊，但我半價買到了。她是"已被人疼愛過"的。
Max, you are not doing that.
麥克斯，你不許那樣。
The hell I'm not. This is my one chance to see a woman naked without having to spoon her after. Respect.
去你的不許。這是我唯一一次看完裸女后不用再跟她們抱抱的機會。佩服佩服。
Well, you've made a lot of strong choices here, but I'm not sure they're all working together.
你這里有很多"個人風格"鮮明的東西，但我不確定它們放在一起搭不搭。
For example, that sex swing is fighting the goat.
比如說，那個性愛秋千就跟山羊對沖。
Now, why don't we start by you going and getting us some rubber gloves?
等你去給我們弄來橡膠手套后，我們就動手開始改造吧？
Lots of them, and the strongest bleach and soap products you can find.
手套記得多弄點，以及市面上最強的漂白劑以及肥皂。
Oh, and a hazmat suit. Don't worry about the size. I can belt it.
還有一套生化防護服。別擔心尺寸大小，我可以系腰帶。
But you're gonna keep my good stuff, right?
但我的好東西你會留著的，對吧？
If I see any, I'll consider it. Go.
如果我看見有的話，會考慮保留。快去。
What are you going to do with Alexis?
那你打算怎么處置阿麗西斯？
Rehab, and then a women's shelter in Montana. Go!
先送康復中心，再送到蒙大拿州婦女收容所。快去！
