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Well, if we're making an audition tape to be on a reality show called,
如果我們要給名為"世界最不舒服T恤"的
"The world's most uncomfortable T-shirt," We have already won.
真人秀拍試鏡帶，那我們已經(jīng)贏了。
Yes, I could have gotten us a more expensive shirt at American Apparel,
我是可以買更貴的衣服，例如去AA美國服飾店買，
but then we would just look like people pretending to be poor.
但那樣只會讓我們看起來像裝窮。
And 13, and probably in the sex trade.
估計還像賣淫的13歲屁孩。
I cannot believe you used your flat iron to put these letters on.
我沒想到你居然省到用直發(fā)器來把圖案給燙上。
Well, I can't believe you once used it to make a panini, but...that's what happens now.
我也不敢相信你會用過這來壓三明治啊，但你還不是做了。
Where's the scissors? I gotta give this thing some flave.
剪刀呢？我要給這衣服加點風(fēng)采。
Max, what are you doing?
麥克斯，你在干嘛？
Crew necks are for squares and Mormons.
圓領(lǐng)衫是給鄉(xiāng)巴佬跟摩門教徒穿的。
Oh, cute! Should we do mine?
真可愛，我該學(xué)你嗎？
I don't know. If you have no car, why open the garage?
我不知道。內(nèi)里無"車"，何須打開"車庫"？
So, I thought we'd shoot it over here in our adorable, scrappy, low-income kitchen.
我覺得我們就站這里拍，在我們有愛，凄涼，又窮酸的廚房里。
Why are you talking like that?
你干嘛這么說話？
Because that's our brand. I've watched a ton of Cupcake Wars, and it's a lot about branding.
這就是我們的品牌風(fēng)格啊。我看了無數(shù)集決戰(zhàn)小蛋糕之巔，打出自我品牌是很重要的一環(huán)。
And what are we? The girl who knows how to make cupcakes and the girl who doesn't?
那我們是什么？會做小蛋糕的女孩加不會做的女孩組合嗎？
Max, I'm not worried about that. You'll just tell me what to do, like you always do,
麥克斯，我才不擔(dān)心這個。你會告訴我怎么做，就跟往常一樣，
and we'll be the two scrappy girls with so little you can't help but love them.
然后我們就扮演兩個凄涼窮苦的女孩，哪有觀眾會不心疼我們啊。
I hate them already.
我已經(jīng)開始討厭這倆妞了。
