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Okay, here we go, girls. Arch your backs. Sorry, force of habit. Action.
好的，姑娘們，好戲上場。翹起你的屁屁，抱歉，職業病。開始。
Hey, what's up? I'm Max, and this is my partner, Caroline.
大家好嗎，我是麥克斯，她是我的搭檔卡洛琳.
And we're Max's homemade cupcakes. And by homemade, I mean, "hoe-made". You go, girl!
我們是"麥克斯自制小蛋糕"，也就是"賣客濕"自制小蛋糕，來"賣"的。說得好，姑娘們。
We are an online bakery... Well, we have a website.
我們目前只是個網店。我們有網站。
And we're based right here in Williamsburg, Brooklyn. And this is where the magic happens.
但大本營就在此，布魯克林的威廉斯堡。小蛋糕的奇跡就是在此地創造的。
This is our kitchen/ living room/ my bedroom --
這里是廚房兼客廳兼我的臥房...
Slash my wrists, 'cause I'm trying to bake all night while she's sleeping over there.
還"奸"我的手腕，我總是烘培整晚，而她只會呼呼大睡。
And here is our purple stove.
而這是我們的紫色烤箱
Just because you're poor, that doesn't mean you can't have style.
我們雖然人窮，但風格品味絕不窮。
Or a horse that just came in unannounced.
還有只不請自來的搶鏡馬
Oh, this is Chestnut. He's our test audience.
他是栗寶。我們的試吃員。
But we don't feed him chocolate. 'Cause that would kill him.
我們沒有喂他巧克力哦。因為馬吃了會死。
They have a horse!
她們還有匹馬！
So pick us because we're hard workers, we love the show, and we're females getting their own, on their own.
請您選我們，我們很努力也愛您的節目，而且我們是一對自食其力的姐妹花哦。
And cut! That was so great.
停，拍得太棒了。
Chestnut walking in out of nowhere, we could not have planned that.
還有栗寶突然就蹦了進來，真是老天的安排啊。
Oh, but I did. That's our gimmick. Try to beat that. Two girls with a horse.
不，是我安排的。這是我們的吸睛絕招，誰能贏啊。兩女一馬。
And how is this not a porn film?
這怎么就不是黃片啊？
