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Why did we name the company after me?
我們為啥會用我名字來當店名？
"Neighbor Cakes" versus "Max's narcissistic cupcakes"?
"敦親睦鄰小蛋糕"對比"麥克斯自戀小蛋糕"？
We're fine. Don't freak out. Just do our thing, like we did at home.
沒事的，理智線別斷。跟著我們的計劃走，照搬家里那套。
No need to panic. In five, four, three, two...
不必恐慌。倒數5，4，3，2...
Yo, what's up? I'm Max, of Max's Homemade Cupcakes.
大家好啊。我是"麥克斯自制小蛋糕"的麥克斯。
They're "Hoe-made." Ha! Get it? 'cause she's a hoe!
是"賣客濕"自制小蛋糕，懂嗎？因為她是來賣的！
She's got the boobs, and I've got the brains, right, Max?
她有大"胸器"，我有好頭腦，對吧，麥克斯？
Uh, kind of. We bake at home in our apartment, which is...
算是吧。我們的小蛋糕都是在家里烘焙的，環境...
Is a disaster area. Really, it's a mess. And we don't have our rent.
簡直就像颶風掃過，真的很慘哦。而且我們還付不起房租。
The rent is high, not gonna lie. We hung out to dry, neither has a guy.
付不起房租，貴到我想哭。可憐無人助，也無男人顧。
Yo, what up, Cupcake Wars? Right, Max?
咋樣啊，決戰小蛋糕之巔，對吧，麥克斯？
I don't even know what's happening.
我不知道現在是怎樣。
We bake because I lost all my money and her mom drinks.
我們開始烘焙是因為我家破產，而且她媽是酒鬼。
Oh, I'm Caroline... and, cut.
對了，我是卡洛琳，就此結束。
Okay. Well, okay. Did I just freestyle rap?
好吧，行。我剛才即興唱了段饒舌嗎？
Yes. And you also called our apartment a disaster in front of two ladies whose apartments washed away.
是的。你還在家園被颶風淹沒的女人面前說我們的家像是被颶風掃過一般。
Hi. Everything okay over here?
你們倆沒事吧？
Yep. Ditz and double-D's, on track. B.Y.O.B. Great.
傻逼人與胸器逼人一切正常。介紹自己的品牌特色。很好。
Can we all gather to reveal the secret ingredients?
都來到臺前，我將公布今天的神秘材料。
What's it gonna be? It could be anything.
會是什么材料啊？都有可能啊。
I once saw a St. Patrick's day theme where a team made a beer and lucky charms cupcake.
在圣帕特里克節主題集中，有支隊伍做了啤酒幸運符小蛋糕。
That's right up your alley. I hope it's that.
那方面你很專長，希望是那個主題。
Today's theme is... Soul food.
今日的主題是...靈魂食物。
Ooh, we got this, sister! Sister, this is gotten. Whoo-hoo!
我們一定行的，姐妹。勝券在握了，爽喲。
Some of the ingredients include okra, molasses, collard greens, sweet potato, buttermilk, chicken, and ham hock.
材料包含有秋葵，糖蜜，芥藍，地瓜，酪乳，雞，豬蹄膀。
Ham hock? Isn't that a character in The Hobbit?
豬蹄膀？怎么聽起來像魔戒哈比人的名字？
In three, two... Here we go, girl!
倒數3，2。比賽開始，女孩們。
Sister, we are screwed.
姐妹，我們死定了。
