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This is a disaster. We are the worst team ever.
這真是場災難。我們是節目史上最爛的一組了。
We are not. What are you doing?
我們才不是呢，你在干嘛？
Putting shrimp in my pocket to take home. We gotta get something out of this.
偷點蝦子帶回家啊。贏不了也不能空手而回吧。
Just start tasting this stuff so we can figure out what we're making.
趕緊開始試味道，才好決定要做什么小蛋糕啊。
That tastes like a foot!
這味道像臭腳似的
And now I'm using some flour. We use flour when we bake. Right, Max?
現在再加點面粉。我們烘焙時都用面粉。對吧，麥克斯？
Oh, that is hot. Ooh, that's too hot. That is hot as the devil's ass!
好辣。太辣了。跟滿身火焰的惡魔屁股一樣燙！
Oh, my mouth is on fire. Where's that foot thing?
我的嘴要燒起來了，那臭腳味的玩意呢？
Move over, I'll help you. What is this? It's vanilla.
讓開，我來幫你，這是什么？是香草。
It's sweet, Max! It's sweet. Now we just have to pick something else. There, ham.
是甜的，麥克斯，是甜的。再選個別的材料就行了。這個吧，火腿。
We're making a vanilla ham cupcake. That's it! Vanilla ham!
我們可以做個香草火腿小蛋糕。就是這個了！香草火腿！
You're a vanilla ham!
你就是個香草豬扒妹！
Good, insult me! Yes, you're coming out of it, Max, here we go.
很好，繼續羞辱我！你要恢復正常了，麥克斯，來吧。
We're not going anywhere. I'm on my show and I'm losing.
我們注定要失敗。雖然上了我愛的節目，但我要輸了。
Forget we're on the show. Pretend we're in the diner, and Oleg is stoned,
別想著我們在上節目。想象我們在餐廳里，奧列格大麻抽傻了，
and we have all these ingredients and we just got slammed with people who all want cupcakes.
而我們手邊有這些材料，廚房外是一群吵著要小蛋糕的顧客。
What do you tell me to do?
你當時怎么教我的？
Well, first, I tell you to leave. So I can get stoned with Oleg.
首先，我會叫你滾蛋。我才好跟奧列格一起抽大麻。
Okay, if I was stoned, what would I know about soul food?
如果我抽傻了，我會怎么想靈魂食物？
Ludacris! Is always talking about how much he loves waffles with chicken. Chicken and waffle cupcake!
盧達克里斯！他總是在說他有多喜歡松餅加炸雞早餐。炸雞松餅小蛋糕！
Yes! Chicken and waffles! You better watch it, girls.
沒錯，炸雞松餅小蛋糕。你們注意點了，女士們。
Here comes chicken and waffles from big boobs and try hard.
巨乳姐跟裝模作樣妞聯手做的炸雞松餅小蛋糕要上場了。
As Ludacris would say, move, bitch, get out the way.
盧達克里斯如果在這，他會說，小妞讓開，別擋爺的路。
Let's go, girl. We gotta bring it. We gotta shut this down. We are bringing our "A" game.
上啊，我們要使出全力。我們要發功，使出十成功力。
It's time to put our cupcake business on the map. We got this. Oh, my God. I said them all.
是時候將小蛋糕生意名揚天下了。我們一定行。天啊。我把爛句全了說一遍。
Empty the mixer. We still have time. Look at the blonde dumb-dumb.
清空攪拌器。我們還有時間。瞧這金發傻蛋。
