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I can't believe you masking taped the shoe to your leg.
真不敢相信你用膠帶把鞋和腳包在一起。
I know but these are Christian Louboutins
我知道，但這雙可是名牌鞋
and even all busted up like this they still have the classic red bottoms.
即使被包得面目全非，經典的紅鞋底還是能顯而易見。
You know what else has red bottoms? Baboons.
你知道什么還是紅的嗎？狒狒屁股。
Walk around with a couple of them on your feet and I'm impressed.
如果你能腳踏兩只狒狒，再下一定欽佩不已。
Well, at least now you can't see those stupid bows. Who put bows on their shoes?
至少現在看不見那些白癡蝴蝶結了。誰會在鞋子上裝蝴蝶結啊？
What's the gift? Your stinky feet?
內裝什么禮物啊，你的臭腳嗎？
You don't think I hate the bows?
你以為我喜歡這些蝴蝶結啊？
I bought these as an impulse purchase over a year ago.
我一年前純粹是一時沖動才買這雙鞋。
I didn't know I'd be shackled with them for eternity.
鬼知道我要套著它們一輩子啊。
Oh, Caroline. I never noticed you had a club foot.
卡洛琳。我從來沒注意你有一只畸形足。
I would have set you up with my brother.
不然我就幫你跟我兄弟牽紅線了。
I broke my shoe in the diner.
我在餐館把鞋子弄壞了
Oh, I can help. I always carry my gym shoes in my bag.
我來幫你吧。我總是隨身裝著我的運動鞋。
I'm sorry they're so conservative but the weight room is a real meat rack.
抱歉，款式有點過于保守，不過舉重房里基佬真的很多嘛。
Sophie, that's so sweet of you. But I still have one pair of my own shoes to wear.
蘇菲，你真好。但我還有一雙備用的鞋子可以穿。
Oh, well take them just in case.
你拿著吧，有備無患嘛。
You should take them. You'll make $20 just walking to work.
你最好還是拿著吧。沒準上班路上，能掙個20塊"站街費"呢。
And some of your mail got mixed in with mine.
你的信跟我的混在一起了。
This is like the third time that mail lady did that.
那個郵差大姐已經搞錯三次了。
All right. Nighty night.
好啦，晚安咯。
