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Hi, I'm looking for Earl.
你好，我是來找厄爾的
And no, I'm not here to return a bag of skunky weed.
不，我不是來還過期大麻的。
Oh, my god. I'm so excited to see you.
天啊，見到你非常激動。
Come on in, I'll take really, really good care of you.
來進來，我會好好招待你的
Oh, you need to know I just separated from my wife, so I'm a little vulnerable.
告訴你，我剛跟我老婆分居，所以我可是有點脆弱哦。
She's not usually this nice to customers. She's just excited.
她一般不對顧客這么好。她只是太激動了。
She's about to come into some lizards.
因為她要買蜥蜴啦
Yeah, again. I've been out the dating pool for a while,
再重申一遍。我重回泡妞戰場有一段時日了，
so everything sound like a sexual innuendo to me.
所以一切對我來說，都是性暗示哦。
He is not a customer. Look at him. Don't you see the resemblance?
他不是顧客。你仔細看看。你不覺得像誰嗎？
Oh, my God is he your father?
天啊，敢情他是你父親嗎？
Yes. He's my father. And my mother is a piece of chalk.
是啊，他是我爸。然后我媽是一根粉筆。
Daddy! Thank god, it is the one I thought. There's my little boy!
老爹！謝天謝地，就是我想的那一個。我的乖孩子喲！
