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You know what? You're right. Let's settle this out on the track.
好吧，你說得沒錯。我們在賽道上了解這件事吧。
All right, coach Tucker, I'm assuming we can count on you to officiate.
好了，塔克教練，我們應該可以指望你的公正性吧。
Well, now, normally, I don't like to be the center of attention.
通常情況下，我不喜歡成為人群的焦點。
That's fine. I'll get someone else.
沒關系，我可以去找別人。
I said I would do it.
我說了我可以。
Alex's uncle cannot possibly be considered an impartial judge.
艾麗克斯的舅舅是不可能公正裁判的。
I'm the gym teacher. Who else has the training to oversee this?
我是體育老師。還有誰有能力來作出判斷嗎？
Anyone with a stopwatch?
只要有秒表就行了吧？
Okay, you know what? No need to humiliate me.
我告訴你，別侮辱我。
May the best child win.
希望最棒的孩子贏。
Oh, she will. Consider this moment gauntleted. Is that a word?
她會的。我們定會"刃不血兵"。有這成語嗎？
Hold your head up like it is. Vocabulary's mostly a matter of confidence.
你就裝作它是吧。只要肯信，萬物成真。
I love that we're getting involved.
很高興我們能參與進來。
Yeah, me, too. I think we're really gonna send a strong message to whomever to stop doing whatever it is he or she is doing.
我也是。我覺得不管是誰，不管他在干什么，都會被我們強烈譴責到停止他的行為。
Oh, like "shame" doesn't cover 1,000 different things?
說得好像"恥辱"不能指別的東西一樣？
Okay. Where is everybody? So like the gays to no-show.
好吧，大家在哪里？基佬的話果然不靠譜。
Yeah, right? Is there a sale at Barney's that nobody told us about?
是吧。是巴尼斯現在打折卻沒人告訴我們嗎？
Seriously, is there? - I don't know.
你說真的嗎？-我不知道。
Longinus and Jotham do this all the time.
朗吉納斯和喬森老是這么做。
They -- they guilt us into doing something, and then they bail.
他們靠罪惡感讓我們干個什么事結果自己卻跑了。
They did it at Pepper's New Year's Steve party.
他們在胡嬌家的新年史蒂夫派對上也是這樣。
Yeah, everybody had to dress as a famous Steve.
所有人都要穿成某個著名史蒂夫的樣子。
Steve Austin.
史蒂夫·奧斯汀(摔跤手)。
Steve Martin.
史蒂夫·馬丁(演員)。
They bailed, and we got stuck in a room full of Sondheims.
他們沒來，我們卻被困在一屋子桑德海姆里。
How are you doing?
你怎么樣？
My name is Steve.
我叫史蒂夫。
Hi. Excuse me.
打擾你下。
Table for two? - No, no. God no.
兩個人嗎？-不，不是的。
Have there been any protesters out front this afternoon?
今天下午你們門口來過抗議者嗎？
Oh, the gay thing? Not today.
那些基佬嗎？今天沒有。
Oh, of course.
想都不用想。
We rush around all morning -- I haven't eaten breakfast -- and -- and for nothing.
我們忙了一個早上...我連早餐都沒吃，結果白費了。
And it couldn't smell any better in here.
這里的味道聞起來真棒。
