Are they fighting or falling back in love?
他們是在吵架還是重新墜入愛河?
c-cow!
牛!
Cow? Cow? ! The woman who is abandoning her country cannot remember the Spanish word for cow.
牛?牛?!要拋棄自己國家的女人連"牛"都不知道用西班牙語怎么說了。
It slipped my mind.
腦子剛沒轉過來。
Vaca. There'a taco truck parked outside my office.
牛。我辦公室外面有個墨西哥玉米卷餐車。
Well, it looks like you both have the same gym grade, but I do see here that neither of you have completed this semester's mile run.
看來你倆的體育成績一樣,但我發現你們倆都沒完成這學期的一英里跑。
We were at a debate tournament.
我們當時在進行辯論比賽。
Which we won, thanks to me. - Oh, please. After your long-winded summation on euthanasia, people wanted to kill themselves.
我們贏了,多虧了我。-得了吧。你對安樂死進行冗長總結時人們都想自殺了。
Enough. We will do a makeup race.
夠了,我們讓你們補考。
And whoever wins gets to be valedictorian.
誰贏了就可以做學生代表。
You're on.
放馬過來吧。
This is crazy. Are we all so obsessed with being number one that we can't just celebrate this moment?
這太瘋狂了,你們如此執念于做第一名,搞得我們現在都不能慶祝了。
Yeah, I mean, it's the end of their senior year. They're both into great colleges.
是啊,他們不僅高四畢業。都還進了很棒的大學。
They should be off celebrating, playing hookey, going up to the lake house to go skinny-dipping with their friend's older brother who's home from college.
他們該去慶祝,逃學去湖邊跟他們朋友,那個剛從大學回來的兄弟去裸泳。
Let's -- let's keep this general, Claire. - Okay. Yeah.
別說得太具體了,克萊爾。-好吧。
The point is these are two amazing kids. We should be celebrating them both.
重點是這兩個孩子都很棒。我們該為他倆慶祝。
Mm, we're not surprised you would think that.
你這么想我們不感到意外。
Great. Wait. What?
真棒。等等,什么?
Every parent wants to believe that their child can compete with Sanjay.
每個家長都想相信他們的孩子能和桑杰一較高下。
But Alex can compete with Sanjay. That's why we're here.
艾麗克斯的確能和桑杰一較高下。不然我們來這里干什么。
Sanjay was forming full sentences at 13 months.
桑杰13個月時就會說完整的句子了。
Alex had a poem published in highlights magazine when she was 5 years old.
艾麗克斯5歲時就在《聚焦》雜志上發表了詩歌。
It was called "Mr. Lamb Buys a Ham." But really, it was about the holocaust.
那首詩的名字是《綿羊先生買火腿》 但其實講的是大屠殺。
When he was 16, Sanjay was the highest-ranked chess player in the state.
桑杰16歲時,是州里排名第一的國際象棋手。
When Alex was 15, he discovered a mistake in our taxes. We owed a lot more money than I realized.
艾麗克斯15歲時發現了我們報稅的一個錯誤。我們差點少交了好多稅。
Yes, we're very impressed with how much Alex has been able to accomplish, given her background.
就艾麗克斯這種背景而言,她能有這種成就我們也感到很驚訝。