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Don't ask. Don't tell.
別問,別說。
It's probably obvious, anyway. I was up all night crying.
反正或許也挺明顯的。我哭了一夜。
Let's see if she's here. Gloria? !
看看她在不在家，歌洛莉亞？
Sarah Fink, my lab partner who I hoped one day would be my love partner.
莎拉·芬克，我的實驗室伙伴，我原希望有一天能成為我的愛情伴侶。
I caught one of my so-called friends hitting on her, and now she's like the fetal pig we once so happily shared -- Cold, unresponsive, heartless.
我發現某個我所謂的朋友在勾搭她，現在她就跟我們以前一起做實驗用的小豬一樣——冰涼，冷漠，無心。
You got two choices -- You can mope your way up those stairs and soak in a pity bath,
你現在有兩個選擇——你可以爬到樓上，沉浸在傷心浴缸中，
or you can pick yourself up, march into that school, and act like you don't even know that girl.
也可以提起精神，昂首挺胸去學校，假裝你根本不認識那姑娘。
Thanks.
謝謝。
If mom asks, I borrowed her tub pillow.
如果老媽問了，就說我借了她的浴缸枕。
Jay, don't forget to drop Joe at Mitch and Cam's later.
杰，別忘了一會兒把喬載去米奇和小卡家。
Yeah, what time are they expecting me to, uh -- Oh, what the hell?
好，他們要我幾點去...什么情況？
Oh, isn't it cute? Last night when I went to do my nails, the girls did it just for fun.
是不是很萌啊？昨晚我去做美甲的時候那里的小姑娘也給他做著玩。
What's fun about a lifetime of gender confusion?
造成一輩子的性別困惑有什么好玩的？
Ay, please. It's the same as when you took him to the Dodgers game and you brought him back with that Dodgers cap.
拜托。這不就跟你帶他去看道奇隊的比賽回來還戴上了道奇隊的帽子一樣嘛。
You think? Or is it different in every conceivable respect?
你覺得呢？當然是大大不一樣了。
Ay, and don't forget that Phil is gonna be meeting you at Mitch and Cam's to help you bring Lily's princess castle here.
別忘了菲爾還在米奇和小卡家等著幫你把莉莉的公主城堡搬來這里呢。
She's outgrown it, but Joe loves that thing.
莉莉已經不玩那個了，但喬喜歡得很呢。
Ay, don't make that face.
別做那種表情。
You're gonna bring it, right? - Sure, honey.
你會搬回來的吧？-當然了，親愛的。
Okay. Hold him.
好了，扶著他。
I picked a fine time to run out of lavender bath beads.
薰衣草浴鹽用完了，可真會挑時候。
I wanted two rough and tumble boys.
我原本想要兩個猛男兒子。
I got a Manny...and a Pedi.
結果我有了曼尼...和帕蒂姑娘。
