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Oh my God, that's so freaking funny.
天啊 真是笑死我了
I know, right?
那是 我寫的嘛
What?
你們在笑啥
Dad just wrote another classic one. Tell her.
老爸又出品經典之作 給她講講
I don't know about "Classic," but here we go.
"經典"可不敢當 不過笑話是這樣的
"If you're looking for a two-story house,"
"如果您想買一幢雙層小樓"
"I'm your man."
"那可真找對人了"
"I'll tell you one story before you buy it"
"我會在您付款之前講第一個故事"
"and then another story after."
"付款之后再講一個"
No, you didn't!
哈哈 太經典了
Tonight is the S.C.A.R.B..
今晚是S.C.A.R.B.之夜
The Southern California Annual Realtor's Banquet.
南加州房產經紀人年度宴會
I think they know what it is.
我猜他們應該知道這個吧
It's the mother of all
這可是其他所有
residential-real-estate banquets.
住宅地產類宴會的鼻祖
Now, for the last five years, Gil Thorpe has hosted,
過去五年來 這宴會都是吉爾·索普在主持
but as luck would have it,
但湊巧的是
he's having a sketchy-looking polyp remove.
他最近在做一個很惡心的息肉切除手術
So they've asked me to..."Phil in."
所以他們就來找我說 "菲爾上"
- See what I did? - Oh, yeah.
-你聽出笑點沒 -當然
"Phil."
"菲爾
You think I should open with that?
我可以用這個作開場白嗎
You betcha. You should.
當然了 這還用問嗎
Phil is gonna bomb.
菲爾一定會顏面掃地
It's not that he's not fun. He is so fun.
不是說他不幽默 他很自娛自樂
He's just not funny.
只是他的笑話都太冷了
重點解釋：
1.know about 知道
例句：I'd love to know about the plan.
我想知道這個計劃。
2.look for 尋找
例句：He turned on the torch to look for his keys.
他打開了手電筒，尋找鑰匙。
