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Today is the biggest day of my life.
今天對我來說意義非凡。
Just relax. Let me know if I'm hurting you.
放松。疼了你就吱一聲。
Are you kidding me? It's fantastic. I love you.
你開玩笑吧？我都爽死了。我愛你。
This! I love this!
按摩！我愛的是按摩！
Oh, my god. This is huge. Jay, I'm sorry. I need a minute.
我的天。事關重大。杰，抱歉。我失陪一下。
The two guys who left the firm asked me to quit my job and partner with them at the new agency.
那兩個辭職的哥們要我也辭職和他們一起去當新公司的合伙人。
Big opportunity, big risk, and they need an answer by the end of the day.
天大的好機會啊，也是天大的風險，他們要我今天就答復。
I don't always make great decisions under presure.
在壓力之下我一般都會做些失控的事。
What the hell is that?
那是啥玩意？
An alpaca. I got the last one.
草泥馬(羊駝)。我搶到了最后一只。
Come on! Move that truck! -I hate you!
拜托！把卡車移走！-我討厭你！
Okay, so...I flirted with a table of truckers who have offered to help us.
好，我和一桌子卡車司機打情罵俏了一番，他們終于愿意幫忙了。
No! No help! I've come too far! -Have you?
不！不需要幫忙！我已經快成功了！-是嗎？
Oh, hey! They don't sell pizzas at this restaurant!
人家小飯店是不賣披薩的！
You parked here illegally! Congratulations, sir. You're destroying America.
非顧客不能在此非法停車。祝賀你，先生。你丟盡了美國的臉。
Hey, there are no cars behind us. Go! Gun it!
現在我們后面沒有車。快走！發動！
All right! All right! Everybody relax! We're fine! We're fine!
沒事！沒事！大家別緊張！我們沒事！沒事！
We are not fine! - And we're all smooshed! And we're scared! - And we're tilted at a 30-degree angle!
沒事才怪！-我們都擠扁了！嚇死了！-而且還傾斜30度角仰望天空！
Nerd! And we're dirty and tired and late!
你個書呆子！我們又臟又累又遲到了！
Okay! Can you please just be quiet!
夠了！你們保持安靜好不好！
Why couldn't we have just asked for help?
我們為什么不找人幫忙呢？
'Cause I'm teaching you girls a very valuable lesson-- that gay men can do anything straight men can do.
因為我要給你們上寶貴的一課，基佬不輸直男頂天立地好漢。
Yeah, we know that.
我們知道啊。
Do you think you're the only gay guy that we know?
你以為我們只認識你一個基佬嗎？
Yeah. My soccer coach is gay. -Our pediatrician...My latin tutor. - Nerd! Our electrician.
對。我的足球教練就是基佬。-兒科醫生也是。我的拉丁文家教。書呆子！我們的電工。
Well, then why were you so surprised when I said I could drive a truck?
那我說我會開卡車的時候你們怎么那么震驚？
Not because you're gay, because you're you. And by the way, you can't.
那不是因為你的性取向，而是因為你的性格。再說，你的確不會開。
Okay, wow. I guess I owe you an apology. I made a leap there.
好吧。我向你們道歉。我會錯意了。
I'm just used to dealing with stereotypes. I'm a little sensitive about it.
因為人們對同志形象的陳舊認識。我有點太過敏感了。
Oh! There's the trucker that I talked to. Hey! Excuse me! Hi! Could you give us a hand, please?
那是和我聊過天的卡車司機。打擾一下！你好！能幫我們一把嗎？
Sure thing, sweetie.
沒問題呀，親愛的。
Oh, like she'll be able to help us.
那人妖也能幫上忙嗎。
