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So when do you guys think you're gonna move in?
你們兩個打算什么時候搬進來呢？
We're still figuring how much remodeling we want to do.
我們還在考慮要裝修哪里。
It's tricky finding the right balance between "Tasteful modern" and "Jewish mother tchotchke crapfest."
要在"有品位現代化"與"猶太老媽俗氣破爛"之間找平衡挺有難度。
Have you made a decision about the TARDIS? I think I can sell it if we call it, "Big British Porta-Potty."
你們決定好怎么處置塔迪斯了嗎？換個名字我應該能賣掉，叫"大號英式移動公廁"。
We're not selling it, it's mine.
我們不賣，這是我的東西。
You can't just decide. How about I arm-wrestle you?
你不能隨便做決定。不然我們比腕力定勝負吧？
That's not fair. It's like me challenging you to a sexy pants contest.
這不公平啊，這就跟我用性感褲子比賽虐你一樣。
You could play Ping-Pong for it.
你們可以打乒乓定輸贏啊。
I would do that.
這我可以接受。
How is that fair? You grew up with a table.
這怎么就公平了？你從小家里就有球桌。
Yes, but I mostly used it as a battlefield in an ongoing war between the Transformers and the ThunderCats for control of a bra I had found in the woods.
但我幾乎都是用來當做變形金剛與霹靂貓之間的戰場，讓他們爭奪我在樹林撿來的胸罩的控制權。
Bernadette, for every episode of Doctor Who Leonard has made me sit through, I will play on your behalf and send that TARDIS back to Gallifrey, where I hate that I know it belongs.
伯納黛特，看在萊納德逼我看過的所有《神秘博士》的仇，我愿意為你出戰把塔迪斯送回加利弗雷去。我真恨我還知道了它母星叫什么。
Yes, Penny plays for me.
行，佩妮替我出賽。
That's not fair. She has upper body muscles.
這不公平啊，她有上半身肌肉。
Dude, three-time Sanskriti School for Well-Born Boys badminton champion.
兄弟，我可是三屆印度含金湯匙小孩學校的羽毛球冠軍。
That's right. Okay, Raj can play for me.
對啊。行，拉杰替我出賽。
Ooh, you just chose champions. It's like we're reenacting the ancient German practice of trial by combat.
你們都選厲害的人代打，感覺像是在重演舊時德國的決斗裁判法。
Yeah, it's also like when the Mountain fought the Red Viper in Game of Thrones.
是啊，就像是《權利的游戲》里魔山大戰紅毒蛇那樣。
Leonard makes you watch that, too?
也是萊納德逼你看的吧？
No, no, I like that show. It's got dragons and people doing it.
沒，我挺喜歡這劇。里面有龍，還有人做愛。
So it's settled. The fate of Doctor Who's TARDIS will be decided by a Game of Thrones inspired death-match on the battlefield of ThunderCats versus Transformers.
就這么定了。《神秘博士》的塔迪斯的去留，將由在霹靂貓大戰變形金剛的舊戰場上的因一場受《權利的游戲》啟發的死斗來決定。
If you still have that bra, I'll give you a nickel for it.
如果當年那個胸罩還在，我出5分錢跟你買。
