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Next? He stabbed himself.
下一個？他自己干的。
Hello, who was that? Tom?
那是誰說的？湯姆？
Got a theory?
想到個解釋？
Attempted suicide, with a blade made of compacted blood and bone.
自殺未遂，用壓縮血液和骨頭做的刀。
Broke after piercing his abdomen, like a meat ... dagger.
刺入腹腔就化了，就像肉做的……匕首。
A meat dagger? Yes. Sit down. No.
肉匕首？對。坐下。不對。
There was one feature, and only one feature, of interest in the whole of this baffling case,
整件疑案中，有一點，也只有一點非同凡響，
and quite frankly it was the usual, John Watson.
坦率說也司空見慣，就是約翰·華生。
Who, while I was trying to solve a murder, instead saved a life.
我在設法破案，他卻已經救了條性命。
There are mysteries worth solving and stories worth telling.
有許多迷案值得解，有許多故事值得講。
The best and bravest man I know and, on top of that, he actually knows how to do stuff.
他是我認識的最好，最勇敢的人，不僅如此，他還有真才實學。
Except wedding planning and serviettes, he's rubbish at those.
除了辦婚禮和疊餐巾，那他爛透了。
The case itself remains the most ingenious and brilliantly planned murder, or attempted murder, I've ever had the pleasure to encounter.
案子本身，依舊是我有幸經歷過最獨具一格、精心策劃的謀殺，或謀殺未遂。
The most perfect locked-room mystery of which I am aware.
我所知最完美的密室殺人案。
However, I'm not just here to praise John, I'm also here to embarrass him, so let's move on to ... No, wait ... How was ... how was it done?
但我不能凈夸他，還得讓他出出丑，所以接下來……等等，到底怎么回事？
How was what done? The stabbing?
什么怎么回事？刺殺？
I'm afraid I don't know.
我也不知道。
I didn't solve that one. It can happen sometimes, it's very, very disappointing.
這案子我沒破。有時會這樣，非常，非常令人失望。
Embarrassment leads me on to the stag night.
說到出丑，不能不提單身之夜。
Of course there's hours of material here, but I've cut it down to the really good bits.
說也說不完，不過我濃縮了，只剩精華。
