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Phoebe: That's like the tenth time I've peed since I've been here!
我第10次在這里撒尿了！
Monica: That's also like the tenth time you told us.
也是第10次你告訴我們了。
Phoebe: Yeah, oh I'm sorry, it must be really hard to hear! I'll tell you, it's a lot easier having three babies play Bring in 'da Noise, Bring in 'da Funk on your bladder!
抱歉，那一定很難聽進去了，那更容易跟孩子在你膀臟上玩“出臭味”！
Oh, I am so tired of being pregnant! I can't sleep, except on my back which hurts! So I can't sleep!
我懷孕后感到很不適！我不能睡覺！
Ohh. The only happiness I get is from a cup of coffee, which of course is decaf, 'cause- Oh! I'm pregnant!
我唯一的樂趣是一杯咖啡無咖啡因的，因為我懷孕了！
Ross: Pheebs, did...you want a cookie?
你要甜餅嗎？
Phoebe: Thank you so much.
非常感謝！
Rachel: So uh, Pheebs, honey-honey, how are those mood swings coming?
親愛的，那些翅膀怎樣了？
Phoebe: I haven't really had any yet.
我還沒有。
Ross: Hey guys!
嘿！
Chandler: Hey.
嘿！
Joey: Hey!
嘿！
Ross: All right, here's the ring.
這是戒指。
Chandler: Yes! Yes! A thousand times, yes!
對！我愿意，我愿意，千百個愿意。
Ross: So uh, any ideas for the bachelor party yet?
單身漢舞會有何主意？
Joey: Whoa-whoa-whoa! Before you start handing out wedding rings and planning bachelor parties, don't you have to decide who your best man is gonna be?
秀戒指辦派對前，應該先選個伴郞吧？
Chandler: Oh, it's awkward. It's awkward. It's awkward.
真尷尬，尷尬，尷尬。
Ross: I sorta've already asked Chandler.
我叫錢德勒了。
Joey: What? ! He got to do it at your first wedding!
什么？你上次結婚他就當過了！
Ross: Joey, I-I figured you'd understand. I mean, I-I've known him a lot longer.
我以為你會了解，我們認識比較久。
Joey: Come on Ross! Look, I-I don't have any brothers; I'll never get to be a best man!
拜托啦，我沒有兄弟，我永遠都沒機會了。
Chandler: You can be the best man when I get married.
你可以當我的伴郞。
Joey: I'll never get to be a best man!
我沒機會了啦！
Ross: Wait-wait, so, you get to be my best man twice and I don't get to be yours at all?
等一下，我讓你當兩次，你一次也不讓我當？
Chandler: Oh no-no, you- yeah, of course you can be my best man.
你當然可以當我的伴郞。
Joey: What about me? ! You-you just said I could!
那我呢？你說我可以當！
Chandler: I'm not even getting married! Ok, this is a question for science fiction writers!
我又沒有要結婚，那是科幻小說要挑戰的題材！
Joey: I can't believe you're not picking me.
你居然不找我。
Ross: Hey, how could it not be me? !
你怎么可以不找我？
Chandler: I'm not even...I'm not even...
我又沒要，我又沒要......
Ross: Fine, you know what, that's it. From now on, Joey, I want you to be my best man.
好，夠了，喬伊，從現在起你當我的伴郞。
Joey: Yes! Shame about you though.
太好了！不過真的替你羞愧。
Phoebe: Stop it!
別鬧！
Monica: What?
怎么了？
Phoebe: One of the babies is kicking.
有個寶寶在踢。
Monica: I thought that was a good thing.
那不是好事嗎？
Phoebe: It's not kicking me, it's kicking one of the other babies. Oh! Don't make me come in there!
不是踢我，是踢另一個寶寶。別逼我進去！
Joey: Hey!
嘿！
Monica: Hey!
嘿！
Joey: Do you guys have like a big bowl I can borrow?
有大碗可以借給我嗎？
Monica: Yeah, there's one right under the cabinet.
臺子下面有一個。
Joey: Thanks.
謝謝。
Monica: Why do you need it?
干嘛？
Joey: Oh, we're having a big party tomorrow night. Later!
我們明天要開派對，回見！
Rachel: Whoa! Hey-hey, you planning on inviting us?
你們有打算要邀請我們嗎？
Joey: No, later.
沒有，回見。
Phoebe: Hey! ! Get your ass back here, Tribbiani! !
崔比亞尼，給我滾回來！
Rachel: Hormones!
荷爾蒙！
Monica: What Phoebe meant to say was umm, how come you're having a party and we're not invited?
菲比的意思是你們開派對怎么不找我們？
Joey: Oh, it's Ross's bachelor party.
那是羅斯的單身派對。
Monica: Sooo?
所以呢？
Joey: Are you bachelors?
你們是單身漢嗎？
Monica: Nooo!
不是！
Joey: Are you strippers?
你們是脫衣舞娘嗎？
Rachel: Nooo!
不是！
Joey: Then you're not invited.
那你們就不在被邀請之列了。
Rachel: All right fine! You're not invited to uh the party we're gonna have either.
那你們也別想參加我們的派對。
Joey: Oh-whoa, what party?
什么派對？
Rachel: Well umm...
嗯......
Monica: The baby shower for Phoebe!
菲比的寶寶洗禮會！
Joey: Baby shower. Wow! That sooo doesn't sounds like something I wanna do! Later!
洗禮會？聽起來就很不想參加，回見！
Phoebe: I can't believe I'm gonna have a party! So great! A party! Yay! ! I don't know why.
你們居然要幫我辦派對！太棒了！派對！耶！我也不知為什么哭。
Joey: This is what I've got going for the party so far, liquor-wise. Get a lot of liquor.
在酒方面我的計劃是買一大堆酒。
Ross: Great. Great.
很好。
Joey: Ok, now, uh, in terms of the invite list, Obviously I got you, me, and Chandler and I'm gonna invite Gunther because, well, we've been talking about this pretty loud.
至于邀請名單有你、我、錢德，我會請甘瑟，因為我們討論得很大聲。
Gunther: I'll be there.
我會去。
Joey: All right- And, oh! Listen, I know this is your party, but I'd really like to limit the number of museum geeks that are gonna be there.
派對是為你辦的，但我想限制博物館怪人的數量。
Ross: Yeah. Tell you what, let's not invite any of the anthropologists, just the dinosaur dudes!
那就別找人類學家，找搞恐龍的就好！
Joey: Ok! We need a six-pack of Zima.
好，還得買一些汽水酒。
Chandler: Hey guys, what're you doing?
你們在干嘛？
Joey: Hey.
嘿。
Ross: Oh, just planning my bachelor party with my best man.
跟我的伴郞籌劃我的單身派對。
Chandler: Yeah, well, good luck trying to top the last one.
祝你們辦得比上次好。
Ross: Yeah, see, I don't think it's gonna that difficult considering this one won't be taking place in the basement of a Pizza Hut.
不難，因為這次不會辦在必勝客的地下室。
Chandler: Oh, I'm Ross. I'm Ross. I'm too good for the Hut; I'm too good for the Hut.
我是羅斯，必勝客配不上我。
Ross: Look, I gotta go pick up Ben. Everything so far sounds great Joey, just remember to keep it on the mellow side, ok?
我得去接兒子，看樣子沒問題，總之不要太瘋，
Just a couple of guys hanging out playing poker, no-no strippers or anything ok?
大家聚聚打牌不要找脫衣舞娘，好嗎？
Joey: You got it.
沒問題。
Ross: Ok, see you later.
待會見。
Chandler: See you. Have fun planning your mellow bachelor party.
待會見，好好辦不能瘋的派對吧。
Joey: Well, there's gonna be strippers there. He didn't say anything about no strippers.
會有脫衣舞娘，他沒說不要。
Chandler: He just said, "No strippers."
他剛就說不要。
Joey: Oh, I chose not to hear that.
我當做沒聽到。
Monica: Look what I got! Look what I got! Look what I got! Can you believe they make these for little people?
你看我買了什么，居然有這種童裝？
Rachel: Little village people.
給鄉下小孩穿的。
Monica: Ok, look at this one. This is my favorite.
你看這件，我最喜歡這件。
Rachel: Oh, that is so sweet!
太可愛了！
Monica: I know! Phoebe is gonna love dressing them in these!
菲比一定會很喜歡打扮他們！
Rachel: Huh. Except, Phoebe's not gonna be the one that gets to dress them.
但到時替他們打扮的不是她。
Monica: Because she's not going to get to keep the babies.
因為她不能把寶寶留著。
Rachel: Oh my God! We are throwing the most depressing baby shower ever!
天哪！這真是最令人沮喪的洗禮會！
Monica: Wait a minute! Unless, we give her all gifts she can use after she's done being pregnant. Like-like umm, like regular coffee, Tequila, a carton of cigarettes!
除非送她產后可以用的禮物，像普通咖啡，龍舌蘭，一整盒煙！
Rachel: What? She doesn't smoke.
她又不抽煙。
Monica: It's the thought that counts.
心意最重要。
Rachel: Oh, no, it's a great idea, it's a great. Oh, and somebody can get her those, those leather pants she's always wanted!
好主意，還有她一直想要的皮褲！
Monica: Oh, she's gonna love that!
她一定會很高興！
Phoebe: What the hell is this? ! What, did you actually thought it would make me feel better to give me something I can't even use for another two months? !
這是什么玩意？送我2個月后才能用的禮物我的心情會好嗎？
This sucks! Who gave me this? !
爛透了，這是誰送的？
Jasmine: Well, I...I...They told me you liked them.
我......她們說你喜歡。
Phoebe: Oh, oh. All right, then I'm wrong! It's a great gift! The best present I ever got! OH! All right, what's my next present? !
好吧，我錯了！這是我收過最棒的禮物！下一個禮物呢？
All: I don't have anything.
我們都沒帶。
Phoebe: All right, fine, then this is over. God! Balloons! !
好吧，送禮會結束。真是的！放什么汽球！
Ross: Hey listen man, about the stripper...
對了，那個脫衣舞娘......
Joey: Yeah?
什么？
Ross: Good call!
叫得好！
Joey: So you know who to ask to host your next bachelor party? Huh?
知道下次要找誰辦了吧？
Ross: Joey, I'm kind of hoping this will be my last one.
我希望這是我的最后一次。
Chandler: Ok, a little announcement, a little announcement. I've decided that my best man is, my best friend Gunther!
請注意我決定我的伴郞，是我最要好的朋友甘瑟！
Gunther: What's my last name?
我姓什么？
Chandler: Central Perk?
中央咖啡館？
Gunther: Thanks for not marrying Rachel.
謝謝你沒娶瑞秋。
Joey: Oh-whoa-wait, Gunther, don't-don't forget your shirt.
甘瑟，記得拿衣服。
Ross: Hey-hey, what are those?
那是什么？
Joey: Oh, little party favors, check it out!
派對小贈品，你看！
Ross: Wow! Yeah!
哇！真棒！
Joey: Oh-oh!
哦！
Chandler: Ok, ok, a little announcement, I just want everybody know that the position of my best man is still open! And uh, you know, so is the position of the bride.
請注意，我的伴郞人選還空著，新娘人選也是。
The Stripper: Great!
很好！
Ross: Smooth, man. Yeah, you got some chili on your neck.
很狡猾，伙計，你的脖子沾到辣椒。
Well, I just want to say, thanks everyone, this-this was great, Ok? And hey! I'll see you guys Monday morning. Thanks Joey.
謝謝大家，今晚很愉快，星期一早上見。喬伊，謝了。
Joey: Oh, hey, don't forget your shirt.
別忘了拿衣服。
Ross: Oh, thanks!
謝謝！
Joey: Ok, hey, museum geeks, party's over. Ok. Wave bye-bye to the nice lady. There you go.
博物館怪胎，派對結束了，跟小姐說再見。
Back to your parent's basement. All right. Come on boys, come on out! Here you go. All right.
快點回爸媽的地下室去。出來吧，來！
The Stripper: Ohhh, look at the little birdies! Are those yours?
好可愛喔，是你養的？
Joey: Yeah!
嗯！
The Stripper: Wow, I didn't know they let you keep chickens and ducks as pets.
我不知道可以養雞鴨當寵物。
Joey: Oh yeah-yeah. And I got the duck totally trained too. Watch this. Stare at the wall. Hardly move. Be white.
我把鴨子訓練得很好，你看，盯著墻壁幾乎不動，白白的。
The Stripper: You are really good at that. So uh, I had fun tonight, you throw one hell of a party.
你真行，今晚很愉快，派對辦得很棒。
Joey: Oh thanks. Thanks. Yeah, it was great meeting you. And listen, if any of my friends ever get married, or. . you know, have a birthday, or a Tuesday...
謝了，很高興認識你，要是我有朋友要結婚 或是過生日、過星期二......
The Stripper: Eh, that would be great. So I guess umm, good night.
那就太好了，那就再見了。
Joey: Oh unless you uh, you wanna hang around.
除非你想留下來。
The Stripper: Yeah?
是嗎？
Joey: Yeah. I'll let you play with my duck.
對，你可以跟我的鴨子玩。
Joey: Hey, stripper! The stripper stole the ring! ! The stripper stole the ring! ! Chandler, get up! Get up! The stripper stole the ring!
嘿，脫衣舞娘！跳脫衣舞的舞娘把戒指偷走了！錢德，起床！舞娘把戒指偷走了！
Chandler: What?
什么？
Joey: The ring is gone!
戒指被偷了！
Chandler: Ugh. Ok, this's like, give me, a minute to wake up for this- Ah-ha-ha! ! You lost the ring! You're the worst best man, ever!
先讓我清醒一下，你把戒指弄丟了！你是最爛的伴郞！
Joey: Dude, this isn't funny! What am I gonna do? ! I go to sleep last night, everything's cool! I wake up this morning, the stripper's gone and the ring, is gone!
不好笑，怎么辦？我昨晚去睡覺時還一切正常，等我醒來，舞娘不見了，戒指也不見了！
Chandler: You slept with the stripper?
你跟她上床？
Joey: Of course! !
廢話！
