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Rachel: All right, believe me. If you win the lottery, it's the last you're gonna hear from us!
好了，相信我，如果你們中獎了，你們就跟我們不是朋友了。
Monica: Fine! Don't be my friends! I'll buy new friends!
無所謂！不要當我的朋友就算了！我會買新朋友的！
Monica: Yeah, and then I'll pay for their plastic surgery so they'd look just like you!
是的，我還會付錢讓他們動整形手術，讓他們看起來跟你們一模一樣！
Rachel: Alright, you know what? That's it! I want my share of the tickets!
好了，你知道嗎？夠了！我要拿回我的份！
Joey: Yeah, I want my tickets too! And I'm buying the Knicks! And Steffi Graf, hah hah!
是啊，我也要拿回我的彩票！而且我要買下尼克隊！還有施特菲·格拉芙（德國女子網球明星）！
Ross: Cool. Then I want mine, too! And if I win I'm gonna put it all into a very low-yield bond.
太好了，那我也要拿回我的！而且如果我中獎……我要拿全部的錢去買低利公債。
Phoebe: Oh, you guys! We gotta keep all the tickets together.
別亂來！我們必須要把全部的彩票集合在一起。
Monica: No, no! We should divide them up and I should get extra because we used my car to buy them!
不，不！我們應該分一分而且我應該多分點 因為是開我的車買的！
Joey: Hey! Hey! If anybody gets extra tickets, it should be me! This all thing was my idea!
嘿！嘿！如果有人可以多拿一些，那個人應該是我！這整件事都是我想出來的！
Chandler: Oh, yeah! Thanks for inventing the lottery!
是啊，謝謝你發明彩票！
Rachel: Ok, that's it! Just give 'em to me! I'll split them up!
夠了，把彩票給我！我來分！
Joey: Oh!
喔！
Phoebe: Aaaaaahhhhh!
嗷！
Ross: Hey, hey! !
嘿，嘿！
Phoebe: Aaaahhhhh!
嗷！
Phoebe: Fine, I can't take it anymore! I'm putting an end to this!
天啊，我再也受不了了！我來結束這一切！
Rachel: Ok, if she jumps, I get her tickets.
好了，如果她跳樓了，她的彩票就是我的！
Joey: Wait! No, no! Hey! Hey!
等等，不！嘿！
Phoebe: If we are not doing this together, we're not doing it at all! Say goodbye to your tickets! .
如果我們不要一起合資，那我們就什么都不要，跟你們的彩票說再見吧！
Everyone: No! No! No!
不！不！不！
Phoebe: Don't come any closer!
不要再靠過來了！
Chandler: Can I come a little bit closer, valuable things are getting squished ...
我可以再靠近一點點嗎？我的寶貝被壓到了……
Phoebe: Now, what's more important, your friends or money?
現在，什么比較重要？朋友還是錢？
Everyone but Monica: Friends!
朋友！
Monica: Money! Friends.
錢！朋友。
Phoebe: Hey Monica, what about your extra tickets?
嘿，莫妮卡，那你其它的彩票呢？
Monica: They're all in there!
全都在里面了！
Monica: Even these five that I hid in my bra ...
還有我的胸罩內藏的這五張……
Ross: Monica!
莫妮卡！
Phoebe: Ok, good! You guys were so scared! There was no way I was gonna dump this ...
好的，很好，你們都嚇壞了，我根本不可能會丟掉這些……
Phoebe: Oh God, no!
天啊！不！
Phoebe: I think I broke your bowl.
我想我把你的碗摔破了。
Ross: Go, go, go!
快、快、快！
Phoebe: What a beautiful night to be running around the street, looking for tickets.
到街上去找彩票，真是美好的夜晚啊。
Phoebe: And the wind sure made it fun.
而且被風一吹就更有趣了。
Monica: Phoebe, we lost half of them.
菲比，有一半不見了。
Phoebe: So, what?
那又如何呢？
Phoebe: Monica, we have the winning ticket! My psychic said I was gonna win, remember?
莫妮卡，我們還是會中獎的，算命師說我會中獎的，記得嗎？
Ross: Weird your psychic didn't mention anything about the scary pigeon.
奇怪的是算命師并沒有算到可怕的鴿子。
Phoebe: As a matter of fact she said that's how I am going to die. So, excuse me for being a little skittish.
事實上她是有說過，我會那樣死去，所以，原諒我有點被嚇到。
Chandler: Hey, there's two messages. These could be from work!
有兩通留言，可能是工作的消息！
Monica: Oh, play them!
喔，放來聽聽！
Chandler: Ok, here we go!
好了，來了！
Message: "Hello. This-this is the pigeon from the balcony calling to apologize."
留言：“嗨，我是陽臺上的鴿子，打電話過來道歉的。“
Message: "I sh... I shouldn't've knocked the tickets out of the pretty lady's hand.
我不應該把彩票從那個漂亮小姐手中弄翻。
Message: It-it was all my fault. Not hers. Bye. Coo."
這全是我的錯，不關她的事，再見。
Phoebe: Well, I bet that was very hard for him to do.
嗯，我敢說要他這樣道歉一定很難。
Second message: Hey Chandler, it's Charlie. Chandler: This is ... shhh!
第二條留言：嘿，錢德，我是查理。就是這個了！
Second Message: Listen, uh ... it turns out I got the last spot.
聽著，結果是我拿到最后的名額。
Second Message: I'm really sorry man, it was a lot of fun working with you. Give me a call if you want.
我很抱歉，老兄，很高興跟你共事過。再打電話給我吧。
Monica: Oh Gosh, I am so sorry honey ...
天啊，我很難過，親愛的……
All: Yeah. Sorry about that.
真替你難過，錢德。
Rachel: Oh, it is so unfair. It's-it's like that time they promoted Sandra over me at work.
這真是不公平。這就像那次，他們升珊卓，而不是我一樣。
Chandler: Oh, is she related to Ralph Lauren?
她跟羅夫·羅蘭有親戚關系嗎？
Rachel: No, she was just much better at job than me!
沒有，只是她工作能力比我強太多了。
Phoebe: Guys, the drawing is about to start.
你們大家，快要開獎了。
Rachel: Oh, you know what? We should call my mum's house and say goodnight to Emma before she goes down.
喔，我們應該打電話給我媽跟艾瑪說晚安，趕在她睡著以前。
Ross: Oh yeah, it's a good idea!
好主意！
Monica: Honey, you've been really strong about this,
親愛的，面對這件事你真的很堅強。
Monica: I know how badly you wanted that job.
我知道你很想要這份工作。
Chandler: Yeah, you know, I really thought I deserved it.
是啊，你知道的，我真的以為這是該給我的。
Chandler: But ... let's go win the lottery ... I mean, we still have 130 chances to win, right?
讓我們來中彩票吧，我們還有一百三十個機會不是嗎？
Monica: 131!
一百三十一個！
Ross: Yeah, goodnight sweetheart. I love you.
是的，晚安甜心，我愛你。
Ross: And remember, you're daddy's little girl.
還有記住，你是爹地的小女孩。
Ross: Phoebe's totally ruined that for me.
菲比完全毀了“爹地”這個稱謂。
Rachel: Hi mum, oh put her back on!
嗨，媽，讓艾瑪聽！
Joey: Rach, come on! They are announcing the numbers!
瑞秋，快來！他們在開獎了！
Joey: My God, I can already feel myself changing.
我的天啊，我可以感到自己在改變了。
TV: Here we are, the official Powerball numbers! We have 53…
這里是正式超級大彩票中獎號碼，我們有五十三……
Chandler: I got that!
我有！
Ross: Oh, oh, we have one too!
我們也有一個！
Monica: We are on a roll, people!
我們快中獎了！
Ross: Come on!
快點！
Rachel: Mum, please! I know you love your new lips, but I can barely understand you!
媽，拜托！我知道你喜歡你的新嘴唇，但是我不太懂你在說什么！
Rachel: Would you, please, just let me say goodnight to my daughter?
你可以讓我跟我女兒道晚安嗎？
TV: And number 29! Here we go! The Powerball is 7…
然后是29號，壓軸的威力球號碼為7號……
Monica: All right, check your numbers! Make me rich!
好了，你們快對號碼！讓我發財吧！
Rachel: You guys, you're not gonna believe this! I was just saying goodnight to Emma and she said her first words! !
你們大家，你們不會相信這個的，我剛剛在跟艾瑪說晚安的時候，她說了第一句話！
All: Wow!
哇哦！
Joey: And what did she say?
那她說了什么呢？
Rachel: She said "gleba"!
她說了“葛利巴”！
Monica: Make me rich!
讓我發財吧！
Rachel: Isn't that amazing?
是不是很驚人呢？
Ross: Oh yeah, no no no ... that's-that's great!
是啊，真是太棒了！
Rachel: Why-why aren't you more excited?
為什么你沒有很興奮呢？
Ross: Oh, Rach ... oh ... "gleba" is not a word.
瑞秋，葛利巴不算一個詞。
Rachel: Oh, of course it is!
它當然算！
Ross: Ok, uh, what does it mean?
好吧，那它是什么意思呢？
Rachel: Well, I don't know all the words.
嗯，我又不認識所有的字詞。
Ross: Yeah, I'm just, I'm just glad I didn't miss my daughter's first words.
我只是很高興我沒有錯過我女兒說第一句話。
Rachel: Wh-, yes you did, gleba is a word!
你就是錯過了！葛利巴算！
Ross: Ok, use it in a sentence.
好的，那用它造句。
Rachel: Ok, uh ... "Emma just said gleba"!
好的，艾瑪剛剛說了“葛利巴”！
Ross: It's not a word!
那不算說話！
Rachel: Oh. Ok, ok, ok, fine, I'm gonna look it up.
好的，我來查字典。
Ross: Oh, oh, ok, great. You know what, While you're at it, she said another word the other day. why don't you, why don't you look up: pbbqqt ...
好的，太好了。順便查一下，有天她也說了另外一句……你何不也查查看這個……
Rachel: Alright, ok, ok, gleba, gleba ... Gleba!
好了，葛利巴，葛利巴，葛利巴！
Rachel: Ha! Here it is: the fleshy, spore-bearing inner mass of a certain fungi.
找到了！“含孢子的豐厚菌種”。
Ross: She's gonna be a scientist!
她會成為科學家的！
Joey: Damn it! Anybody got anything?
該死的！有人有對到嗎？
Chandler: No.
沒有。
Phoebe: I'm still looking through mine.
我還在對我的。
Monica: Alright, just double checking ... no,
再對一次，沒有。
Monica: No. No.
沒有，沒有。
Monica: No!
沒有！
Monica: Hello? Hold on. It's your boss.
嗨？等一下。是你老板。
Chandler: Ah, the "I'm sorry I rejected you" phone call. I'm not used to getting it from guys.
“很抱歉沒用你”的電話來了。我還真不習慣男生打這種電話來。
Chandler: Hey, Steve.
嘿，史提夫。
Steve: Chandler, hi! I'm sure you've heard we filled the three positions.
錢德，嗨！我想你已經聽說我們三個名額都滿了。
Steve: We just felt that with your maturity and experience, you wouldn't be happy being someone's assistant.
我們覺得以你的成熟度及經驗你不會想要當助理的。
Chandler: Oh no no no no, I'd love to be somebody's assistant! Answering phones, getting coffee, I live for that stuff!
喔不不不不，我愛死當助理了，接聽電話……倒咖啡，我就是為那些工作而活的！
Chandler: And I'm not too mature ... farts, boobies, butt cracks!
而且我并沒有很成熟……放屁、咪咪、屁蛋！
Steve: Chandler, you were the strongest person in the program. We're offering you the position of junior copywriter.
錢德，你是全部的人里面最優秀的。我們要聘請你當初級廣告文案。
Chandler: Me, that guy who just said butt cracks?
我？那個剛才說“屁蛋”的人？
Steve: Yes, that's right.
是的，沒錯。
Steve: We're excited about the level of sophistication you'll be bringing to the job.
我們很期望你能帶給這份工作一定程度的深度。
Chandler: Ok, well, thanks, you won't regret it. I'll see you tomorrow.
好的，謝謝，你不會失望的，明天見。
Chandler: What? Oh, yeah, I'm gonna be a junior copywriter.
怎樣？對，我要當初級廣告文案了。
Everybody: Oh my God, congratulations!
天啊，恭喜了！
Monica: Oh, sweetie, I'm so proud of you!
親愛的，我真以你為榮。
Chandler: Does that mean I get the good loving tonight?
謝謝，這表示我今晚可以得到愛嗎？
Monica: You bet! No TV or anything!
當然！不看電視或什么其它的。
Joey: Hey, that is so great about the job. Chandler: Thanks, man. I'd like to think I had something to do with it.
嘿，恭喜你找到工作了。謝了，老兄。我其實也有幫到忙。
Chandler: Really? What?
真的嗎？怎么說？
Joey: Well, before, with the wishbone ...
剛剛在玩幸福骨頭的時候……
Chandler: I, uh, I didn't wish we would win the lottery, I wished you'd get the job.
我沒有許愿我們中彩票，我許的愿是你得到工作。
Joey: Oh yeah.
喔，是嗎？
Chandler: Listen, don't tell Monica, she'll rip your heart right out.
聽著，別告訴莫妮卡，她會把你的心臟挖出來的。
Joey: Oh, yeah.
喔，是嗎？
Rachel: Wow, you know what? There is a little part of me that really thought we were gonna win.
你們知道嗎？我一直有一點點感覺覺得我們好像真的會中獎。
Ross: Uh, me too. So much for my dinosaur slash Amelia Earhart theme park.
我也是。都是為了我的恐龍與艾美利亞主題公園。
Phoebe: You guys, what was the Powerball number again?
各位，特別號碼是多少？
Monica and Ross: Seven.
七。
Phoebe: We won.
我們中獎了。
Rachel: What?
什么？
Phoebe: We won!
我們中獎了！
Monica: Let me see, Let me see!
讓我看，讓我看！
Phoebe: Don't tear it.
別撕掉了。
Ross: Phoebe, you don't have any of the first five numbers.
菲比，你其它五個號碼都不對。
Phoebe: I know that, but look, we got the Powerball number, we won 3 dollars!
我知道，但是我們中了特別號，我們中了三塊錢！
Chandler: Wow, you think we should get that over 20 years or go for the big payout.
哇，你覺得我們應該分二十年領取還是一次領光呢？
Phoebe: I don't care, I've never won anything before, I can't believe this!
我不管，我從來就沒有中過任何東西，我真不敢相信！
Rachel: Ohh. So, Pheebs, what're you going to do with your $3?
菲比，你要怎么運用這三塊錢呢？
Phoebe: Well, it's not all mine. We all get 50 cents.
又不是全都是我的，我們每個人都有五十分。
Monica: You know what? You can have mine.
你知道嗎？我的份給你。
Chandler: Me too.
我的也是。
Joey: Me too.
我的也是。
Rachel: Me too.
我的也是。
Ross: I guess if everybody else is ...
好吧，既然大家都要給你……
Joey: Hey, guys, so I just called the Powerball hotline, can you believe it? Nobody won.
嘿，我剛剛打電話給彩票公司，你們敢相信嗎？沒有人中獎耶。
Phoebe: I beg to differ.
我希望不是那樣。
Gunther: Maybe nobody won the jackpot, but there was this guy in here earlier, and he found a ticket on the street, right outside, and won $10,000.
或許沒有人中頭獎，但是稍早有個人在這里，在外面撿到一張彩票中了一萬塊錢。
Phoebe: Coo, again. Don't blame the pretty lady. It's not her fault. It was me, the pigeon, coo! Seriously, stop staring at her.
不要再責怪漂亮小姐了。那不是她的錯。是鴿子，我的錯！說真的，別再瞪她了。
