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I'm exceedingly smart. I graduated college at 14. While my brother was getting an STD I was getting a PhD. Penicillin can't take this away.
我聰明絕頂。14歲就從大學畢業了。我的兄弟得性病時，我就已經得博士學位了。青霉素可祛不掉博士學位哦。
Being in close quarters, cleanliness is important and...my hygiene is impeccable.
在狹小的空間里，保持清潔至關重要，而我的衛生習慣無懈可擊。
In fact, animals don't trust me because I smell like nothing. Yeah...Literally nothing.
動物都無法信任我，因為我身上什么味都沒有。真的...啥味都沒有。
During the seven-month space flight, I can keep up morale with my wacky sense of humor.
在長達7個月的太空飛行中，我可以用我獨特的幽默感保持士氣。
Hey, Leonard...is there any peanut brittle left in that can?
萊納德，那個罐子里還有花生糖嗎？
You mean this weirdly suspicious one?
你是指這個超級可疑的罐子嗎？
Yes. Open it and check.
是的，打開看看嘛。
I don't get it. There's actually peanut brittle in...Please go to Mars.
我不明白了。這里面真的有花生糖...拜托你去火星好嗎。
But on a more serious note: The most important reason I want to go to Mars is that I believe,
言歸正傳。我想去火星的最大原因是，我堅信，
as a scientist, it's my duty to push the boundaries of human knowledge forward.
身為一位科學家，突破人類認知的極限是我的天職。
Now, I know that life on Mars will be difficult. But life here on Earth is no picnic.
我知道火星上的生活將無比艱難，但地球上的日子也不像野餐那么好玩。
Also, picnics are no picnic. Where should we go for lunch? Oh, I know, the ground.
當然，野餐本身也不好玩。我們該去哪里吃午餐？我知道，去地上吃吧。
In conclusion, thank you for considering me for this journey of a lifetime. To Mars!
總而言之，多謝你們觀看我為這段千載難逢的旅行錄制的申請。上火星！
Afterwards, Leonard blew his nose, and pie came out.
后來，萊納德從他的鼻子里擤出了派呢。
